Definitions by Dr. Claw
Mel Gibson Mode
When a drunken person flips out and embarrassingly lets loose their bottled up dark side. Usually it involves a barrage of racial and (mostly antisemetic) slurs.
We wrere all chilling at the bar after work until a drunken Joe went into Mel Gibson Mode; ran his mouth off about blacks and Jews, then picked fights with anyone he bumped into. 5 seconds later he was crawling on the floor, gathering his teeth.
Mel Gibson Mode by Dr. Claw January 21, 2009
still mooing
A steak or hamburger that is cooked extremely rare and bloody, it borders on being raw. Any rarer and the cow would literally have to be slaughtered at the dinner table.
We ordered Filet mignon that was so bloody rare, I swear the steaks were still mooing when they got to our plates.
still mooing by Dr. Claw January 11, 2009
a House moment
A sudden flash of genius, when one is trying to solve a complicated problem or frustrating issue. Inspired by the show House M.D. Typically near the end of the episode; Dr. House, in deep thought or from seeing a clue around him, finally finds the right diagnosis.
After accidentally spilling a bottle of black ink on my carpet, I tried to get it off with an old sponge before it dried. While panicking to clean it, I had a House moment. I ran to my bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shampoo, poured it on the spill, and scrubbed it spotless.
a House moment by Dr. Claw December 31, 2008
Lucasitis
When a director of high acclaim returns to filmmaking after a long period of absence or streak of success; and releases a disappointment. A lot of it is due to ego, or plain just getting rusty from not directing for a long time. Most notably; George Lucasreturned to the director's chair 21 years after the original Star Wars, to direct The Phantom Menace. "Phantom" was so overloaded with unnecessary CGI, and weak acting, and last but not least Jar Jar Binks. The Wachowski Brothers are another example. With such high expectations after the astounding The Matrix, they started showing breaks in their armor with The Matrix Reloaded, while mostly watchable, which then led to the letdown of all letdowns, The Matrix Revolutions.
"It's been 10 years since James Cameron had a real movie in theaters, I'm crossing my fingers he doesn't get Lucasitis when directing Avatar."