Dr. Claw's definitions

still mooing

A steak or hamburger that is cooked extremely rare and bloody, it borders on being raw. Any rarer and the cow would literally have to be slaughtered at the dinner table.

We ordered Filet mignon that was so bloody rare, I swear the steaks were still mooing when they got to our plates.

by Dr. Claw January 11, 2009

hexting

Leaving text messages hoping something bad happens to someone, like a hex or a curse.

Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for weeks hoping he'll get some sort of incurable tumor. I'm guessing she hasn't gotten over finding him in bed with her mother.

by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009

Mel Gibson Mode

When a drunken person flips out and embarrassingly lets loose their bottled up dark side. Usually it involves a barrage of racial and (mostly antisemetic) slurs.

We wrere all chilling at the bar after work until a drunken Joe went into Mel Gibson Mode; ran his mouth off about blacks and Jews, then picked fights with anyone he bumped into. 5 seconds later he was crawling on the floor, gathering his teeth.

by Dr. Claw January 21, 2009

Light-trapping

A slow driver in front of you who manages to crawl through a yellow light right when it's about to turn red (and even worse, at a railroad crossing), leaving you and the enraged drivers behind you in a huge traffic jam.

I would've made it back home sooner if it wasn't for that slow bastard who kept light-trapping me at nearly every other block.

by Dr. Claw July 29, 2009

Irish lightsaber

A broken off beer or liquor bottle, (in some instances, a broken pool cue) used as a jagged weapon in a fight. Usually the person brandishing it is Irish, pissed off, and swings it around like a lightsaber.

I nearly got cut in the face with an Irish lightsaber when the soccer hooligans were rioting outside the bar.

by Dr. Claw February 8, 2009

Yellow Line of Doom

The Playstation 3's equivalent of the Xbox 360's Red Ring of Death. It occurs when the PS3 experiences hardware failure and crashes. When the PS3 is powered on, the usual green power light on the console turns yellow, then blinks red repeatedly.

"When I turned on my PS3 to play some Metal Gear Solid 4, it crashed and gave me the Yellow Line of Doom error message. I'm now the proud owner of a $600 brick"

by Dr. Claw February 23, 2009