Definitions by Dr. Brain Hanger

ntbottyl 

Text slang for “Need To Beat Off, Talk To You Later!”

“Dude I accidentally texted her ntbottyl, think she knows what it means? I meant to text you that”

ntbottyl by Dr. Brain Hanger November 23, 2022

bongo nuts 

Testicles that are musical in nature. Usually used to describe a scrotum that makes rhythmic slaps during intercourse

“Did you hook up with Chad last night?”
“Yes girl! But he has a real pair of bongo nuts…”

bongo nuts by Dr. Brain Hanger November 23, 2022

whistlesquirt 

British slang for peeing one’s trousers

Mate, I just whistlesquirt me trousers!

whistlesquirt by Dr. Brain Hanger November 21, 2022

delete some beers 

The fastest known way to down some brews. Usually said when one wants to drink as much as possible, as quickly as possible - hence “deleting” them

You want to delete some beers before we drive home?

Hell yeah man! Buzzed driving is drunk driving so might as well get really crunk!

delete some beers by Dr. Brain Hanger January 21, 2022

Swang radius 

The length that one’s balls hang down below their taint. This measurement provides the maximum distance ones scrotum could swing in any given direction. Measured to lowest hanging ball.

You talking mad shit for someone in my swang radius.

Swang radius by Dr. Brain Hanger September 21, 2020