Definitions by Dr. Blabby

BYOJ Friend 

A BYOJ (Bail You Outta Jail) friend on the top of your friend hierarchy. This is the person who will answer your collect call from the county jail at 3am, and bond your ass out ASAP.

Jen and Kaley are, legit, the best friends ever. I mean, I have good friends but they are my BYOJ friends.

BYOJ Friend by Dr. Blabby July 3, 2022

SHU up 

Special Housing Unit in prison. Protective custody.

He molested all those little girls. He better SHU up when he gets to prison

SHU up by Dr. Blabby June 29, 2022

Not fuckable for life (#NFFL)

The opposite of #FFL. These people have given up; an apparent lack of self-care; do not dedicate time to self-maintenence and health

That couple really let themselves go after they got married. I’ll bet they’re not even attracted to each other anymore because they are not fuckable for life (#NFFL)

Not fuckable for life (#NFFL) by Dr. Blabby June 18, 2022

Fuckable for life 

Keeping oneself on point to ensure you’ll be having sex til the day you die.

Those two bougie folks rock the Tox, go to the gym, and overall stay on point so they can stay fuckable for life.

Fuckable for life by Dr. Blabby August 27, 2021

Fuckable for Life 

FFL

-When you keep up with your looks so you’re Fuckable for life.

-Nathan and Abby are staying are staying fuckable for life

Fuckable for Life by Dr. Blabby August 6, 2021