Definitions by Dr Rob

pants up 

a synonym of "heads up", particularly after the children leave home---when they announce their unplanned visit with a text or phone call.

My son texted me as he pulled into the driveway unannounced, "I'm here, see you in a second".....I texted back, "Thanks for the (pants up)".

pants up by Dr Rob August 15, 2009

permafuck 

Taking a diploma, certificate, license, etc; glueing this to a piece of cheap wood, then covering with a permanent clear coat product. circa 1975

After I graduated from college, my father (permafucked) my diploma.

permafuck by Dr Rob April 19, 2009