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Definitions by Dr Retard

Mack the knife 

To sneakily surprise your significant other while they are sleeping by suddenly stabbing your penis into their anus at night. Quick, Efficient, and sneaky, just like the real Mack The Knife
“I heard Andrew he pulled a Mack the knife on his girlfriend Jenny Diver to surprise her”
Mack the knife by Dr retard September 4, 2022

Texas Bon 

when you are doing a girl in missionary position but the sex is cash that she fucking dies, you understandably get scared so you proceed to then break into a Bon's Burgers and hide her body in a Sha the Sheep Animatronic
"Damn bro you seen Rosemary?", "nah bro last time I saw her she said that her husband was gonna try the Texas Bon with her"
Texas Bon by Dr retard July 22, 2021

Spoonitism 

A made-up condition in which a human believes they are a spoon.
That's a horrific case of spoonitism
Spoonitism by Dr Retard September 26, 2005