Definitions by Dr Neurohacker

Day Zero 

Day Zero /dā/zēˌrō/
The day all your debts are paid and you have a lifetime of fuck everyone money to do whatever with whatever you choose.

On my Day Zero I will buy a sailboat, get back at my ex, have the party of the century, and change the world .

Day Zero by Dr Neurohacker November 25, 2019

Strawbrain Argument 

Using one brainscan to prove an A Priori Assumption for the purpose of advancing a political, religious or self-promotional agenda.

Doctor, your use of one brainscan to prove that rain makes people happy is a Strawbrain Argument designed to sell more umbrellas .

Strawbrain Argument by Dr Neurohacker August 18, 2019

Inflategate 

The name of the scandel Bob Kraft found himself.

Inflategate is the name of what happens when you own a team that cheats by deflating balls and then you get caught with a hooker.

Inflategate by Dr Neurohacker February 22, 2019

Monotation 

The act of thinking about one thing.

v. To Monotate
Synonymous with Unitate.

The antidote for Continuous Partial Attention Syndrome is monotation rather then rumination., cogitation, or verbigeration.

Monotation by Dr Neurohacker November 4, 2017

Neuropractor 

A person who practices Neuropractic, a type of alternative medicine which attempts to diagnose and treat patients through manipulation of brainwaves using various computer assisted human/machine interfaces.

Neuropractors assist people to achieve cerebral self-regulation and believe inefficient brain function tends to interfere with the body's general well-being.

I went to the Neuropractor and did Neurofeedback and got off my psych meds.

Neuropractor by Dr Neurohacker February 23, 2014

Neuropractic 

Neuropractic is a type of alternative medicine which attempts to diagnose and treat patients through manipulation of brainwaves using various computer assisted human/machine interfaces.

Neuropractic is based on cerebral self-regulation and assumes that inefficient brain function tends to interfere with the body's general well-being.

Neuropractic uses the principals of operant conditioning and biofeedback to assist healing.

Neuropractic by Dr Neurohacker February 18, 2014

Permacation 

It is what happens when one goes on vacation and decides not to go back to work. Ever.

I told my boss to shove it and turned my staycation into a permacation.

Permacation by Dr Neurohacker December 31, 2013