Dr Jewskin83's definitions

Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

by Dr Jewskin83 August 8, 2017

Mammary Missile Crisis

When a man fails to ejaculate or starts to lose his erection during a tit wank

My girlfriend was giving me a tit wank and I had a mammary missile crisis

by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016

Cock off

A slang term used to tell someone to go away

Oh cock off you nob 'ead

by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016