Cock off

A slang term used to tell someone to go away
Oh cock off you nob 'ead
by Dr Jewskin83 December 03, 2016
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Mammary Missile Crisis

When a man fails to ejaculate or starts to lose his erection during a tit wank
My girlfriend was giving me a tit wank and I had a mammary missile crisis
by Dr Jewskin83 December 03, 2016
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Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina
Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.
by Dr Jewskin83 August 09, 2017
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