Definitions by Dr J G

Fecess 

This word is the act of using diarrhea as an excuse to get out of an unpleasant task. Kind of like a recess.

Jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. Nice fecess Jerome, I'm very proud of ya.

Fecess by Dr J G July 17, 2009

The bomb from Vietnam

Especially pungent and powerful marijuana marked by pronounced sedative-hypnotic effects

Your mother was so intoxicated last night that she received a three hole punch and an Alaskan mouth warmer from your brother and sister. The last time I saw her do that, she had been smoking "The bomb from Vietnam" I guess Martin Luther King Jr. day will never be the same for you again.

The bomb from Vietnam by Dr J G July 15, 2009

The flame that killed John Wayne

Especially potent marijuana. So potent in fact that its sedative-hypnotic effects were implicated in the death of movie star John Wayne

"Excuse me sir, but you appear to be so high that you must have smoked "the flame that killed John Wayne". If you did some cocaine in addition to that, you would be bloasted.

The flame that killed John Wayne by Dr J G July 14, 2009

Alaskan Mouth-warmer

The act of placing cellophane over the mouth of an individual and creating a small pocket which is then filled with feces. The newly made feces will keep the mouth warm in the freezing temperatures of Alaska and other northern climes. The cellophane is for sanitary measures. This is useful when camping or when lost in the woods.

"Your younger brother told me that his lover gave him an Alaskan Mouth-warmer last night after intercourse because he was cold.....I thought that was sweet"

Alaskan Mouth-warmer by Dr J G July 14, 2009