Dr Dougalstein's definitions

chairman wow

Expression of amazement to such a degree that a simple 'wow' just can't cut it. First known to have appeared on an episode of the (excellent) British sitcom 'The IT Crowd'.

Bill: Hey Ben, I just grew an enormous talking sunflower!

Ben: Chairman Wow!

Freakish Talking Sunflower: WEEED

by Dr Dougalstein October 5, 2007

ballcrushers

Very tight jeans, as worn by a male. Nicknamed 'ballcrushers' because of their presumed effects.

The agony caused by Tony Blair's ballcrushers may have led to the invasion of Iraq.

by Dr Dougalstein May 13, 2008