Definitions by Dr Dougalstein

ballcrushers 

Very tight jeans, as worn by a male. Nicknamed 'ballcrushers' because of their presumed effects.

The agony caused by Tony Blair's ballcrushers may have led to the invasion of Iraq.

ballcrushers by Dr Dougalstein May 13, 2008

chairman wow 

Expression of amazement to such a degree that a simple 'wow' just can't cut it. First known to have appeared on an episode of the (excellent) British sitcom 'The IT Crowd'.

Bill: Hey Ben, I just grew an enormous talking sunflower!

Ben: Chairman Wow!

Freakish Talking Sunflower: WEEED

chairman wow by Dr Dougalstein October 5, 2007