Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

bunnycats 

A human construct involving temporarily turning willing domestic cats into rabbits.

The cats are entirely wonderful but I thought they would somehow be much cuter if we made them bunnycats!

bunnycats by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

stealth retirement 

The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.

Well my man, the only truly intelligent option as I see it is stealth retirement!

stealth retirement by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Pandemic Paranoia 

An “over the top” response to the Covid-19 Pandemic that causes a person to take what appears to be extreme measures.

Sadly, her Pandemic Paranoia was so entrenched that she could not venture out into the world without making a complete fool of herself!

Pandemic Paranoia by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

lunchtime double-masking 

A cool and at least partially effective way to mask up while eating your lunch.

Her wildly clever technique of lunchtime double-masking totally blew my mind!

lunchtime double-masking by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

faded, fucked and laughed at 

A phrase describing a debilitated person who has essentially ruined their life and relationships, usually via an addiction.

My dad used to lift his beer can high and toast the moment as he chuckled and blithely repeated, “well here I am, faded, fucked and laughed at!”

faded, fucked and laughed at by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

robot dog 

A significantly disparaging insult in the gaming world that suggests a lack of good character or courage.

You are a coward, a robot dog!

robot dog by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

fake newstards 

The Obstructionist in Chief’s favorite nickname for journalists.

Hey you fake newstards, why don’t you ever ask me about my personal use of disinfectant or hydroxychloroquine anymore?

fake newstards by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020