livin’ the wet dream

A sarcastic and somewhat glib reference to hitting a protracted dry spell when it comes to having sex.

Yeah man, I’m home by myself every weekend, just floating in the pool and livin’ the wet dream!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

remoke

A very small child’s way of referring to the “remote,” as in the TV remote control.

Peas Dada, I wanna have the remoke!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

selfie steam

The falsely derived and inflated sense of self-worth coming from the posting of a highly attractive selfie.

It’s clear to all of us that she’s running on pure selfie steam at this low point in her life.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Disappearing Ass Syndrome

A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.

Yeah, you bet this Disappearing Ass Syndrome messes with my motorcycle ride.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020

bloatido

A childlike word to describe feeling bloated.

After eating all that bread, I’m pretty bloatido.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 25, 2023

the dog ate my data

An intentionally lame and pathetic excuse for not doing your homework, meant to be goofball-charming, since dogs are unable to actually consume computer generated data.

Yeah it was terrible, I wrote the entire totally stellar paper, it took me all day and all night, and then tragedy struck when the dog ate my data!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

dildoist

A person who is adept at operating a dildo.

Well he is definitely a superlative dildoist whom you may wish to take an extended vacation with.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021