Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
e-ratication
A carefully calculated, slow and steady wipeout campaign of a targeted population of rats accomplished by bombarding them with widespread email warnings about the toxicity of their food sources, thereby causing them to starve themselves.
As the well planned mass e-ratication approached, I found myself experiencing a depth of sadness I would have never before anticipated.
e-ratication by Dr Bunnygirl April 28, 2021
envy whore
A term used to describe someone who would do practically anything to cause others to be envious of what they have or how they look.
A true poster person at the front of the line as the world’s most brilliant and unapologetic envy whore is the always popular and of course endlessly entertaining Kim Kardashian.
envy whore by Dr Bunnygirl April 27, 2021
the havelots
Should we somehow feel guilty about our superior status and therefore all of our freedoms as the havelots?
the havelots by Dr Bunnygirl April 26, 2021
funny fucked up
A description of a person who has a wildly hilarious and twisted sense of humor and suggesting at least some degree of mental derangement, to differentiate them from the person who may just be seriously fucked up.
With all of her perfectly well-timed and lightheartedly sadistic workplace pranks relentlessly played on unsuspecting bosses and supervisors, and of course all of the jobs she sacrificed in the process of doing so, she was the poster person for being funny fucked up.
funny fucked up by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021
trumpsnuffers
An understandably large number of trained assassins around the world who, at one time or another during that nearly intolerable four-year term, had made the decision that if they had been hired to do so, they would have gleefully taken out the 45th POTUS.
Many of the trumpsnuffers were galvanized to become highly trained assassins in the first place due to the fact that a mob boss was appearing to run the country.
trumpsnuffers by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021
Visualize my asshole!
A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.
Visualize my asshole! by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021