Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Zuckerbuttfuck

What ultimately happens to anyone or any business who goes up against the Mighty Mark Z.

Are you really gonna take the chance of being on the receiving end of a Zuckerbuttfuck?

Zuckerbuttfuck by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2021

Shitterstock 

A fee-based online resource available using an app that offers endless stock photographs and videos of shit and people shitting.

Shitterstock fans have been known to call it the Greatest Shitshow on Earth!

Shitterstock by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2021

Yappitoff 

A novel and humane electronic device that when pointed at the neighborhood dog will silence the little yapper for up to six hours at a time.

I’m really not sure how Yappitoff works, but in the push of a button the yapping little monster next door is suddenly just sitting there smiling this super weird smile - and it lasts long enough for us to get some sleep!

Yappitoff by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2021

EFD 

Acronym for ‘Electronics Frustration Disorder,’ a serious affliction affecting a person’s frustration tolerance and capacity for impulse control, often leading to a complete psychological meltdown which is becoming increasingly common in our computer driven culture.

Fortunately I received a formal diagnosis of EFD from my psychologist so that I could write off the complete destruction of my computer equipment on my tax return!

EFD by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2021

MAGA Universe 

Everyone and everything that rotates around Putin’s Pawn and his powerful white supremacist devotees and financiers.

The MAGA Universe is not likely to die out soon since the trumpmachine runs on high-powered amounts of endless cash!

MAGA Universe by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2021

fuckiphino 

A cross between a fuck and a rhino that when loosely translated means that the utterer has absolutely no clue.

Well fuckiphino, there’s really no actual answer if you ask me!

fuckiphino by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2021

Yapper Zapper 

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.

I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!

Yapper Zapper by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021