Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

foster roster 

Slang for that list a foster kid keeps in his head for later when he goes back to rob the scamming foster parents he had throughout the years.

Using my foster roster I’ll target the really greedy ones; I’ll make them pay.

foster roster by Dr Bunnygirl March 15, 2019

capital murder 

Slang for the arbitrary and unconstitutional state sanctioned process otherwise known as the death penalty.

Judges in some states are ruling in favor of decency by ruling against the stockpiling of death row inmates often waiting for decades for their capital murder.

capital murder by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2019

prisoner of fun 

That wild and crazy person who is trapped in an inescapable cycle of compulsive hilarity.

Gary had coined the phrase and would always be the progenitor of the prisoner of fun lifestyle.

prisoner of fun by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2019

micromind

A mind so astoundingly tiny that it is almost imperceptible.

Suffering from a clear case of micromind, the Moron in Chief is willing to tweetily pontificate on many topics.

micromind by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2019

California Slave Ships 

A slang description of the fleet of more than 30 prisons in California who stockpile felons instead of rehabilitate them.

Those California Slave Ships have been my husband’s second home since he was a very young man.

California Slave Ships by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2019

subterfuck 

A cunning and deceitful act of sexual pleasure, one that is hidden or secret.

We slipped elusively, like CIA operatives, into the closet for a high-speed subterfuck.

subterfuck by Dr Bunnygirl March 10, 2019

Lover in Chief 

A mocking nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

I’m in love and you’re in love and we’re all in love together, oozed the Lover in Chief at a recent gathering of euphoric would-be Kool Aid drinkers.

Lover in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2019