Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

hamsterhead

A person who has a one-track mind, one that spins in circles, generally on a single, annoying topic without ever really making a valid or substantial point.

Our President is a complete hamsterhead when it comes to his fixation on insulting the appearance or mannerisms of members of the media who are critical of his ineptitude.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2017

workplace time warp

The phenomenon of losing track of time at work after falling down a compelling conversational rabbit hole with a workmate.

That two-and-a-half hour workplace time warp almost got my ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

grim creeper

The dreaded fart cloud coming for you in a closed space that everyone hopes to evade.

Don’t fear the grim creeper!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 2, 2019

Fiber Boy

A playful nickname given to a poster boy for seriously heavy consumption of dietary fiber.

We call our friend, “Fiber Boy” because he ranks among the world’s champion Supershitters and so we have a parade every year to celebrate his prolific pooping powers!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

yapmonster

A term reserved for what is usually a neglected canine whose pathetic constant yapping has terrorized the neighborhood.

I have a plan to kidnap and relocate that little yapmonster and place him with someone who will actually care about the little sweetheart!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021

blig

A blog that is insufferably ignorant.

For weeks I couldn’t back off reading his straight up preposterous thoughts and opinions thoughtlessly spewed in his insanely misinformed and self-absorbed blig which should take the Stupid Award for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2019

dodoing out

A lightweight term utilized, often thoughtfully to spare the feelings of another, in place of harsher ones used such as cognitive impairment or dementia.

Oh Mama, you don’t need all three pairs of pants on; you’re dodoing out again!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019