Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Invisible Balls Syndrome
A psychological disorder involving the sufferer experiencing periodic sudden and extreme deficits of courage or leadership capacity.
Our gutless CEO has been seeking counseling for his longstanding Invisible Balls Syndrome for years but the meeting we had last week indicates that nothing so far has helped.
Invisible Balls Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
Psilocybin timeframe
A disparaging description of a self-absorbed person’s highly distorted sense of an interval of time.
Don’t ask him how long it will take as he is likely to give you an answer straight outta his Psilocybin timeframe.
Psilocybin timeframe by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
only child timeframe
A term that describes the distortion that occurs when someone who’s an only child who grew up regularly distorting or misperceiving time intervals ballparks how long something is going to take.
When she gives me one of her only child timeframe estimates, I just double it so I don’t lose my mind.
only child timeframe by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
Mrs. Numbnuts
My mother, self-effacing comedian that she was, started to refer to herself as “Mrs. Numbnuts” as her cognition steadily declined.
Mrs. Numbnuts by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
Pekingese Head
A disparaging epithet used to describe a person whose hair is poufed-out and cascading on the sides while their face looks like it‘s been flattened by a two-by-four.
Pekingese Head by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
my sick package
Slang term to describe one’s own psychological damage, or “baggage,” along with one’s insightful recognition that it exists.
my sick package by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023