Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Democratic Drill Down

Nickname for the 2019 Impeachment Inquiry during which every last pathetic greed-driven and anti-American act will be exposed before the long-awaited ejection of Trumpadumphisass.

Many government thugs were known to be puking their guts out while awaiting their own testimonies at the televised Democratic Drill Down event since an upstate New York prison term and getting Paul Manafort or Michael Cohen as their bunkie could be on their well-heeled horizons.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2019

USPO

Typically thought to be an acronym for United States Post Office but also standing for Upset and Seriously Pissed Off, the emotional experience most of us have as we wait in the long, slowly moving lines.

Here I am again at the USPO feeling USPO, a posttraumatic replay of the last time I was here.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2019

sphinctascope

A specialty scope with a long, bendable handle especially designed for the self-examination of one’s rectal aperture.

Lemme tell ya’ all about the incredible feature of the fabulous sphinctascope which sends all images straight to your IPhone; these are seriously the best selfies ever!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

President Dildo

Another winning nickname for the 45th POTUS.

My investments are bringing huge returns and I am utterly brilliant thanks to President Dildo!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

self-inflicted Giuliani wound

Slang sardonic phrase describing what happens to anyone who engages in anything with Rudy Bananas.

When the Mobster in Chief first engaged his old NYC buddy, he may have figured it would all lead to a self-inflicted Giuliani wound but he may have figured he was valiantly choosing his own fate.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

Dumb and Dumber

Originally a 1994 comedy film about two imbeciles played by Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels but now more commonly a popular nickname for the two Ukrainians working for the Mobster in Chief through his current fixer, Rudy Bananas.

Both Lev And Igor had a powerful reaction to the perceived cultural disparagement taking place when they were referred to as “Dumb and Dumber” by the American public.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

steamin’ Trump dump

An increasingly popular but illegal activity seen on the Hollywood Walk of Fame where red-blooded American risk takers drop their drawers and take a dump on the Apprentice in Chief’s 5-point terrazzo and brass star.

The hefty fine I had to pay for the rare pleasure of taking a steamin’ Trump dump was a very small price indeed!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019