Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Mr. Almost Right

A term for a man who is near-perfect marriage material but who is not quite “Mr. Right.“

I know that I can mold him into the perfect husband eventually, I mean this guy is so close really, he’s my Mr. Almost Right!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

COVID Ass

A term applied to the phenomenon of over-wiping your ass related to the mostly unconscious awareness that you have bought too much toilet tissue to use in your lifetime.

I seriously hate to admit this - but I have developed a painful case of COVID Ass.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

MAWA

An acronym for “Make America White Again” which is the true underground meaning of Trump’s MAGA movement.

He had joined MAWA in an effort to feel better about his own uneducated, sorry white-trash ass.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 7, 2019

ratstink

An expression of disgust sometimes used as a nickname for someone who is disgusting.

All I can say about him is that he is the epitome of ratstink.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

grand mal tweetstorm

A series of viscerally reactive tweets usually comprised of thoughtless hate speech and disparagement of another.

There he goes again finding ways to be heard as he attempts to re-route the attention of the masses with his pitiable forte, the grand mal tweetstorm.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 21, 2019

WiFitard

A disparaging term for a person who knows absolutely nothing about WiFi technology or how to access it.

As the WiFitard poster child, I am not fluent in the use of or the languages spoken by a router.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

botcommers

A nickname for those who profit from the automated programs used to remotely engage in social media.

My neighbor is one of those insufferably snooty twentysomething botcommers who actually believes that his prolific income is generated by something interesting or respectable.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023