Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

timewarping

A term describing a special skill developed by some wherein a person devises a way to perceive time that fits their own needs while generally being a source of anger and frustration to those who must live or work with them.

She has mastered the art of timewarping and because she is a hands-down genius, we allow her to get away with it.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

chickenpants

A disparaging nickname used for people who habitually shoplift whole chickens by dropping them down into the front of their underwear.

That chickenpants guy doesn’t think folks see that gigantic thing, but although they may be uncomfortable staring, they’re noticing that something looks pretty funky down there!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2020

Democratic Drill Down

Nickname for the 2019 Impeachment Inquiry during which every last pathetic greed-driven and anti-American act will be exposed before the long-awaited ejection of Trumpadumphisass.

Many government thugs were known to be puking their guts out while awaiting their own testimonies at the televised Democratic Drill Down event since an upstate New York prison term and getting Paul Manafort or Michael Cohen as their bunkie could be on their well-heeled horizons.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2019

Trumpian Nightmare

The current American reality of more than one mass shooting per day, so far in 2019.

This Trumpian Nightmare is bringing us to the brink of another Civil War.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019

nuts in a bag

Slang reference to having no courage.

He always keeps his nuts in a bag.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

sniff patrol

When someone designates themselves as the person in charge of figuring out all stink sources.

Every week he leaps to demonstrate his superhuman talent as our workplace sniff patrol.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 12, 2019

Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.

Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023