USPO

Typically thought to be an acronym for United States Post Office but also standing for Upset and Seriously Pissed Off, the emotional experience most of us have as we wait in the long, slowly moving lines.

Here I am again at the USPO feeling USPO, a posttraumatic replay of the last time I was here.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2019

it takes one to blow one!

A playful twist on a well-worn childhood phrase which in this particular case refers to being gay.

Well my friend, all I can say to you at this point is that it takes one to blow one!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 05, 2019

A-HO

The child friendly version of “asshole.”

Hey there little guy, I’m sorry I was such an A-HO!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 06, 2019

cartoon perspective

When someone sees all that occurs through a lens of wacky humor in which even mayhem and sudden death is wildly hilarious.

She copes by retaining the wildly colorful cartoon perspective she’s held since childhood.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 12, 2019

flutterpants

Someone whose pants you can see moving as they fill and collapse with frequent and powerful fart action.

Fuck you flutterpants, why don’t you go stand next to another good friend?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

firework head

When a person’s mind is almost entirely consumed by setting off the perfect series of fireworks on the Fourth of July, so they practice every night for a month, driving their friends and neighbors nearly crazy.

That guy’s a totally OCD firework head to the point where this annual insipid activity appears to have eaten the poor fucker’s brain.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

all balls and no forehead

Slang for not very bright.

That poor fucker is all balls and no forehead.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019