Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

You can scan my ass! 

An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.

I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.

You can scan my ass! by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

career traitors 

A popular nickname for the US State Department under the 45th POTUS, headed up by US Secretary of Snake, Mike Pompeo.

I’ve been working with these career traitors for so long that their behavior seems entirely all-American to me!

career traitors by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

try-on experience 

An innovative online sales tool that allows a consumer to see just how a product will look on someone of your complexion or physiology.

I was so insanely excited I thought I would pass out when the website asked me, “would you like to select a try-on experience?”

try-on experience by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

Hannity insanity 

Intelligent peoples’ nickname for the Sean Hannity Show on Fox due to the simplistic interviews and the oddly hapless and cartoonishly two-dimensional analyses of world events.

We have an excellent comedy line-up tonight on Hannity Insanity, he’s taking a fake spontaneous phone call from 45 and then will be making some absurd shit up about Schiff and Pelosi after that.

Hannity insanity by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

havin’ it 

Euphemistic slang for having sex.

Later on I be havin’ it.

havin’ it by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

come aboard my ship 

Slang invitation issued to another to share in one’s own perspective.

You can either stay out there floating in your rigid belief system or choose to come aboard my ship and get a wider view.

come aboard my ship by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

banana slapstick 

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

banana slapstick by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019