mindlessness meditation

A popular form of meditation that is a variation on mindfulness meditation which seeks to undo or diminish consciousness to decrease the possibility of feeling responsible for anything.

I have absolutely no idea why I did that, but recently I’ve been practicing mindlessness meditation; there may be a connection, but I really can’t say for sure.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

Urban Dictionary Genius Award

A fantastical award occurring in a full-blown delusion, bestowed by UD, to highly talented and prolific contributors who are, through their artistry, skill and deep understanding of human nature, influencing popular culture.

I woke up this morning to find my name on the list of those receiving the Urban Dictionary Genius Award and immediately began to cry tears of gratitude and joy.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Selfie Induced Sudden Death

A so far poorly understood, fortunately infrequent phenomenon describing the often shocking loss of life that can occur during an innocent selfie moment.

As she stood alongside Bixby Bridge capturing what was intended to be the perfect Big Sur selfie, the happy but clueless tourist tumbled down onto the rocks below, succumbing to what is now known to be Selfie Induced Sudden Death.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 01, 2019

distortionist

A less biting, somewhat elegant and mystical sounding term used to describe a practiced liar.

At one time, before his traitorous cognitive decline, the Hitman in Chief was a most prolific and talented distortionist.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

mob rule

Slang term fittingly describing the administration of the 45th President of the United States.

You said “mob rule” about such a magnitude of peaceful demonstrations, but Mr. President, you are only describing your own administration’s attempts to silence and subvert free speech.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2018

slobbification

A term to describe COVID’s powerful mass effect to cause everyone on the planet to feel at least slightly comfortable shopping in their pajamas.

Yes it is most certainly the Year of the Slipper Shoppers, the slobbification of America has formally arrived.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 03, 2020

little white mouse

A euphemism for a tampon.

I reached down and deftly inserted the little white mouse in just under two seconds.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020