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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Coronadance 

The wild and crazy dance moves we make in private, a repercussion of being socially distanced from all of our loved ones.
I got my Coronadance down and it’s funky, sexy shit, for sure!
Coronadance by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020

Covidmind 

Our cognitive process, operating under COVID rules and demands, at all times attending to what we have to do to “stay safe” in this sick, new world.
OK, I got my Covidmind in gear and I’m ready for combat; I’ve put on my mask, grabbed the personal sanitizer, and plan to make my short trip to Walmart where I’ll pop my trunk while holding my breath and receive my prepaid groceries and then I’ll go straight home!
Covidmind by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020

therapy monkey 

Slang for an Artificial Intelligence therapist who will mirror your questions and give you answers that mirror your questions.
I gotta get to my therapy monkey who looks like Scarlett Johansson; I’m meeting her online in about five minutes!

leave me out of the loop 

Updated slang for “count me out.”
Hell no, leave me out of the loop!

The Snake Oil President 

Another increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Yes, I am taking hydroxychloroquine and yes I own stock in it and no, I am not The Snake Oil President!

exploding Kushner head 

An out-of-the-blue fantasy many have had while looking at Jared Kushner’s strangely expressionless face on TV.
The camera zoomed in to catch him blink as he was standing next to his father-in-law, when the unexpected image of “exploding Kushner head” entered my mind.

little white mouse 

A euphemism for a tampon.
I reached down and deftly inserted the little white mouse in just under two seconds.