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web marketer

One employed in the industry of advertising products or services on the WWW.
UrbandDictionary.com is supported by trade with web marketers.
by Downstrike October 8, 2005
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generic

1. adj. Merchandise marketed without a brand name.

2. adj. Not specific; nondescript.

3. adj. Very plain; undecorated.

4. adj. Mediocre or substandard.
1 & 3. Generic meds have generic packaging and are a lot less expensive.

4. Some people think they're generic too.
by Downstrike May 25, 2004
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double talk

Otherwise unnecessary verbiage added in order to confuse the listener, such as using a double negative to make a statement mean the opposite of what it would otherwise mean. See also, doublespeak.
"I didn't say I would not do it; I said I wouldn't not do it."

"That's double talk!"
by Downstrike June 5, 2004
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Goodbye cruel forum

A shorter form of I'm leaving the board forever, usually posted by people with ADHD, PMS, or menopause, CAPSLOCKERS, dyslexics, n00bs and duh-weebs who are disoriented because they haven't taken the time to learn how to properly use a particular forum's features or interact with people on it.
1. N00b posts message and returns three weeks later and can't find it because it has been scrolled off to the second page by three weeks worth of newer messages:

Who did you $&*^@* delete my message!!! Goodbye Cruel ForuM?????

2. ADHD sufferer submits several messages, after each of which is notified that each message will be reviewed for posting; is too impatient to read that, so:

WHY CAN"T I POST MESSGES LIKE ANYBUDY ELSE? GOODBYE CRUEL FORUM!!!!

3. Capslocker: I WUZ CALM DOWN TIL ALL YOU TOLD ME TO CLAM DOWN!!! GOOD BYE CRLUE FORUM!?!!

4. Dyslexic: I dono wat u mean by my nice gisnature, but u shudnt talk to peeple that way! Goodby cruel forum!

5. Duh-weeb tries to insult someone, but replies to the wrong message and insults someone else. That person replies in kind, and duh-weeb tries to insult him too, but again replies to the wrong message and insults another innocent bystander, and on and on...

Why are all you guys on his side against me??? Goodbye cruel forum!!!
by Downstrike November 8, 2004
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drunk

The sort of experience most people aren't familiar with, though it almost happened on Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
If you really need to know what it's like to be drunk, just drink a glass of water of water and ask it.
by Downstrike October 24, 2004
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conflict of interest

A financial, emotional, reputational, or other personal interest in any matter held by a person having authority over the same matter. Tking advantage of authority over such a self-serving personal interest may be considered criminal. At the very least, it is usually harmful to others.
Most legislators either already have been, or eventually become lawyers, so they abuse their conflict of interest over legislation to make sure that laws are conducive to the job security of lawyers and legislators.
by Downstrike May 21, 2004
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point your house

CB slanguage for, "turn your antenna".
He asked if I could point my house at him more, but I said it was omnidirectional.
by Downstrike August 31, 2005
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