Skip to main content

Definitions by Downstrike

web marketer 

One employed in the industry of advertising products or services on the WWW.
UrbandDictionary.com is supported by trade with web marketers.
web marketer by Downstrike October 8, 2005

clickity claque 

An SEO spam technique meant to railroad search engines into thinking that a web site is popular by artifically inflating apparent traffic to the site by repeatedly visiting one's own site with a search engine's search bar installed. Generally used by SEO-inept web marketers who are too lame to legitimately optimize their sites for search engines.

From the French, claque, meaning, "an organized group of supporters at a theatrical event who try to prompt positive audience response by clapping enthusiastically". Also a play on the traditional American English rendering of the sound made by a train traveling on a railroad, clickity-clack.
Some SEO spammers are such duh-weebs that after they get their sites banned from Google for keyword stuffing, doorway pages, and link farming, that they think they can still increase their PR, so they download Googlebar and play clickity claque.
clickity claque by Downstrike October 6, 2005

Ten minutes after ten till now 

What time it is, right now. It's never wrong.
What time is it?

Ten minutes after ten till now.
1. A race of mouse-sized and mouse-tailed humanoids from an 80s cartoon series called, The Littles. Little is also the surname of just about every mouse-sized humanoid character in the series. Most episodes centered around the adventures, misadventures, and struggles of two preteen littles.
2. Slang term used by the MPD-DID subculture to indicate child personas of adults who have multiple personalities.
My littles like to watch The Littles.
littles by Downstrike September 25, 2005
Acronym for Local Exchange Carrier.
Your LEC is your phone company, dude!
LEC by Downstrike September 5, 2005
Acronym for Presubscribed Interexchange Carrier, refers to a seven-digit code that identifies your long distance carrier to your LEC, or local phone service company.
Get your PIC frozen, or some unscrupulous phone company with high rates can slam you!
PIC by Downstrike September 5, 2005

too pooped to pop

Too tired to continue what ever is in progress.

From pooped, meaning tired, and pop meaning ejaculate; literally, too tired to have sex. Frequently used by fogies who would be offended if they heard anyone say the literal meaning, because they don't think about what they're saying.
Why'd you stop?

I'm too pooped to pop!
too pooped to pop by Downstrike September 5, 2005