Definitions by Douglas Weltman

epsilon 

One who belongs to the lowest caste in Aldous Huxley's book Brave New World. Known for stunted growth, inferior intelligence, yet indispensibility. After death, they play a crucial role in phosphate reclamation. In short, a useful idiot.

Also known as "Epsilon-minus semi-moron"

Everyone works for everyone else. We can't do witout anyone. Even Epsilons are useful. We couldn't do without Epsilons.

epsilon by Douglas Weltman June 28, 2003

glom 

to steal, swipe or nab

"Somebody glommed the SD 80/90 MACs!" - Ralph Israel

glom by Douglas Weltman June 22, 2003

wots 

Waste-Of-Time and Space, according to Crazy Eddy

What a full WOTS press this place is!

wots by Douglas Weltman June 22, 2003

engineer

A kick-ass uber-genius with godly math and science abilities, the training for wich being at the expence of those abilities for spelling and talking to members of the opposite sex.

"You know that you're an engineer if you can prove it mathematically"

engineer by Douglas Weltman June 22, 2003