Connor

The Android sent by cyberlife

CONNOR, GOD DAMNIT! - Hank

by Dopl May 22, 2020

dry season

no nut november

don't fail the dry season or else

by Dopl November 20, 2019

Master Sword

cool light sword

master sword goes ching whoosh wham pow slash

by Dopl May 22, 2020

Area 53

The place where the aliens REALLY ARE instead of Area 51 or Area 52.

Area 51 and 52 don't have the aliens, but Area 53 does.

by Dopl May 22, 2020

Skunk

one stinky motherfucker

Skunk stank

by Dopl December 26, 2019

Vicious Cycle

I am so tired of peeing. I drink the water, which I apparently need to live or something, and then I have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later! I drink the water, I go to a place to un-drink the water, I wash my hands, I leave, and then I have to drink MORE WATER! Guess where that water ends up? Not in me! I give the water to my body, and like a child, it tosses it out and demands more. All hours of the day, all hours of the night, no matter what I'm doing, my life is interrupted by piss!
Fucking Bullshit!

The vicious cycle of piss.

by Dopl September 10, 2020

breathtaking

kanu revves

breathtaking

by Dopl May 22, 2020