Doos Jarus's definitions

metaphoricature

the metaphorical and non-literal counterpart to literature

Literature isn't literal, but it's still not as metaphorical as metaphoricature!

by Doos Jarus September 8, 2020

punklosophy

Punk philosophy

Postmodernism is viewed by some as a punklosophy, challenging authority and promoting anarchy.

by Doos Jarus February 21, 2021

animusted

the masculine version of "animated"

I am a very animusted person, energized by my innate masculinity.

by Doos Jarus April 9, 2021

chemtankner

A chemical tank-container

Reverse osmosis takes place in a chemtankner as part of the Cola-creation process!

by Doos Jarus May 14, 2021

Amerriage

American marriage

Amerriage is risky, with roughly a 50% success rate.

by Doos Jarus January 15, 2021

meninpause

a phenomenon that occurs when men stop what they're doing when their woman acts menopausal

His meninpause has gotten worse over the course of their marriage: now, he curls into a ball when his wife screams at him monthly.

by Doos Jarus December 21, 2020

duallusion

the illusion of false dualism

The true duallusion was thinking that passing my dissertation defense and getting over her were separate.

by Doos Jarus January 2, 2021