Doos Jarus's definitions

meninpause

a phenomenon that occurs when men stop what they're doing when their woman acts menopausal

His meninpause has gotten worse over the course of their marriage: now, he curls into a ball when his wife screams at him monthly.

by Doos Jarus December 21, 2020

authenthic

the state of being so authentic, one is simultaneously thic

She is authenthic--the coolest model ever!

by Doos Jarus April 26, 2021

cogtonomy

cognitive autonomy

In individualistic cultures, one's cogtonomy should be prized as independence of thought.

by Doos Jarus April 11, 2021

timate change

time change as a result of non-human processes

We might have caused global warming, but timate change is what we bring onto ourselves.

by Doos Jarus March 15, 2021

Charismas

a charismatic Christmas

My Charismas was ratchet and wild--my persona was on-point!

by Doos Jarus December 25, 2020

punklosophy

Punk philosophy

Postmodernism is viewed by some as a punklosophy, challenging authority and promoting anarchy.

by Doos Jarus February 21, 2021

animusted

the masculine version of "animated"

I am a very animusted person, energized by my innate masculinity.

by Doos Jarus April 9, 2021