duallusion

the illusion of false dualism

The true duallusion was thinking that passing my dissertation defense and getting over her were separate.

by Doos Jarus January 02, 2021

cupsolidate

to consolidate cup contents

I have two cups of coffee less than halfway full, so I will cupsolidate them.

by Doos Jarus January 02, 2021

Trumped for Guyden

When a chick dumps you for a guy who reminds her less of Trump and more of Biden

I don't know whether the Democrats stole the election, but either way the 45th President of the U.S. was Trumped for Guyden.

by Doos Jarus February 17, 2021

chillividualism

chill individualism

When coexistence fails, we can always retreat to chillividualism and do whatever we want.

by Doos Jarus April 03, 2021

ferry relationship

a relationship whose primary goal is to get one or both members to the next phase of life

My last ferry relationship ended once my ex got into grad school and I finished my research proposal.

by Doos Jarus November 05, 2020

fruguy

masculine version of 'frugal'

Frugals can be hot, but fruguys also know to save their money.

by Doos Jarus December 27, 2020

breakup seed

when your partner wants to break up, and they gradually keep bringing it up until you let them have their way

She planted the breakup seed last New Year's, and we were done five months later.

by Doos Jarus December 31, 2020