1.A game were you someone asks you truth or dare, if you answer truth, then you absolutely have to tell the truth on whatever they ask. If you choose dare, you have to do what they dared you to.
The only game were you can get away with licking your friends nuts, or fucking a donut, or jizzing into your dad's eye while he sleeps.
The only game were you can get away with licking your friends nuts, or fucking a donut, or jizzing into your dad's eye while he sleeps.
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Girl: Truth or dare.
Guy: Dare
Girl: I dare you to fuck joe so hard that he begins to cry and bleed from the anus.
Guy: *sigh* Fine.
*While they fuck*
Joe:OoooOOOoooOOO This feels so fucking good.
Guy:Yeah you like it dontcha bitch?
Joe:AHHH I'M BLEEDING FROM MY ANUS!!!!
Girl: Truth or dare.
Guy: Dare
Girl: I dare you to fuck joe so hard that he begins to cry and bleed from the anus.
Guy: *sigh* Fine.
*While they fuck*
Joe:OoooOOOoooOOO This feels so fucking good.
Guy:Yeah you like it dontcha bitch?
Joe:AHHH I'M BLEEDING FROM MY ANUS!!!!
by DontbeHatin April 29, 2005
Get the Truth or Dare mug.1. A horrible movie that is doomed to just spiral out of the box office and doom a movie to hell. See: Catwoman Cursed and The Village
2. An alternate country band.
3. When 3 men and a woman basicly have an orgy, one man fucks her in the ass, one gets a blowjob, and the other eats her out.
4. When a train wrecks...
2. An alternate country band.
3. When 3 men and a woman basicly have an orgy, one man fucks her in the ass, one gets a blowjob, and the other eats her out.
4. When a train wrecks...
1."Anyone here seen Catwoman?"
"Yo bitch! That movie was a f-cking trainwreck! You better shut yo skank ass up before I bust a cap in your nipple!"
2."Well all be! This alternate country band comviently named Trainwreck flat out sucks my horses nutsack!"
3."Oh dude Karen just got herself a trainwreck last night!"
"What a f-ckin Halle Berry!"
4."OH SHIT!"
"What?"
"That train just got into a trainwreck, when that little innocent boy fell onto the tracks!"
"That's some messed up shit!"
"Yo bitch! That movie was a f-cking trainwreck! You better shut yo skank ass up before I bust a cap in your nipple!"
2."Well all be! This alternate country band comviently named Trainwreck flat out sucks my horses nutsack!"
3."Oh dude Karen just got herself a trainwreck last night!"
"What a f-ckin Halle Berry!"
4."OH SHIT!"
"What?"
"That train just got into a trainwreck, when that little innocent boy fell onto the tracks!"
"That's some messed up shit!"
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
Get the Trainwreck mug.1. A word used when your girlfriend just found out her best friend has been sleeping with you, and her brother, and her out of town cousin.
Usually it results in a cat fight in which she slaps the bitch and they start rolling around slapping and pulling hair. While Guys stand around watching waiting to see some panties. unfortunately most of the time their panties reveal a dark secret... Mr. Happy! Then you decided to pull your so called 'girlfriend' and chuck her out the plexiglass window.
2.See Don't go there girlfriend
Usually it results in a cat fight in which she slaps the bitch and they start rolling around slapping and pulling hair. While Guys stand around watching waiting to see some panties. unfortunately most of the time their panties reveal a dark secret... Mr. Happy! Then you decided to pull your so called 'girlfriend' and chuck her out the plexiglass window.
2.See Don't go there girlfriend
1."Oh no you di'n't!" "Oh yes I did!"
"Oh really?" "Really!" "F-cking skank b-tch go suck your mother's hairy -ss. You stupid chauvnistic c-nt licker!"
2.JUST DO IT!
"Oh really?" "Really!" "F-cking skank b-tch go suck your mother's hairy -ss. You stupid chauvnistic c-nt licker!"
2.JUST DO IT!
by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005
Get the Oh no you didn't mug.1.A mythical creature, looks like a giant man ape. Sometimes he'll sneak into your house and eat all of your ice cream, then hell take a huge hairy ass piece of shit on your couch.
2.A monster truck which usually does nothing.
3.Another word for a britain hose.
2.A monster truck which usually does nothing.
3.Another word for a britain hose.
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1.Sally:HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE TOOK A HUGE ASS SHIT ON MY FUCKING COUCH!
Bob:Oh shit bitch! I see Bigfoot outside!
Sally:Son of an ass Bitch that stupid mother f-cker must have done this...
Bob:Wow...He's hairy.
Sally:That f-cker ate all my damn ice cream as well.
2.Oh shit! Bigfoot just ran over Skippy the Clown
3.I just got done sucking off of your brother's bigfoot. It was refreshing.
1.Sally:HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE TOOK A HUGE ASS SHIT ON MY FUCKING COUCH!
Bob:Oh shit bitch! I see Bigfoot outside!
Sally:Son of an ass Bitch that stupid mother f-cker must have done this...
Bob:Wow...He's hairy.
Sally:That f-cker ate all my damn ice cream as well.
2.Oh shit! Bigfoot just ran over Skippy the Clown
3.I just got done sucking off of your brother's bigfoot. It was refreshing.
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
Get the Bigfoot mug.1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.
2.Another word for Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.
4.Another word for penis.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.
2.Another word for Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.
4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005
Get the Barney mug.When your dick get's a hard on by looking at a girl who's so hot your imagining her getting f-cked by your big ass dick, while she has one hell of an orgasm.
1.Girl "So do you go on blind date's much?"
Guy "Damn Bitch, Your so fucking hot I just want to tap that ass so hard you won't be able to walk."
Random Guy "Oh shit! That Guy bee Sprung!"
Guy "Damn Bitch, Your so fucking hot I just want to tap that ass so hard you won't be able to walk."
Random Guy "Oh shit! That Guy bee Sprung!"
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
Get the sprung mug.1. When you graduate your parents be like, "Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college." and it's all like learning and shit with professahs.
2. Place were skank ass girls go to get f-cked in the -ss because they sleep with everyone in the sorority.
2. Place were skank ass girls go to get f-cked in the -ss because they sleep with everyone in the sorority.
1. "Mom make me turkey sandwhich."
"Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college"
"Shut yo skank ass up woman and make me my damn turkey sandwich."
2.Sorority slut kelly has slept with the entire Football team, all her proffessors, and all her sorority sisters at College.
"Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college"
"Shut yo skank ass up woman and make me my damn turkey sandwich."
2.Sorority slut kelly has slept with the entire Football team, all her proffessors, and all her sorority sisters at College.
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
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