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(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.
Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.
by Donkey June 16, 2004
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by Donkey April 15, 2004
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used as a follow up to any statment which may be perceived as odd by others. commonly used by weirdos to express themselves without others judging them. the use of the word what? shows that they themselves do not know what they are 'on' thus the statement is somewhat justified.
by Donkey April 13, 2005
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An alternative list of sexual encounters. The people added to this type of list usually consist of superstars, etc. Basically people you'll never get the chance to have raw animal like sex with.
If an opporttunity to have a sexual encounter were to arise with Van Disel, I would let him pump me full of premium disel.
by Donkey September 24, 2003
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An extremely lame forum consisting of people who posted porn and abuse on the Delta Goodrem forum, and then bragged about getting banned from there.
Huhuhuh, I posted porn on Delta's forum and got banned, so I joined the Lover's Club. I'm such a fucking retard.
by Donkey January 18, 2005
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