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(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.
Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.
by Donkey June 16, 2004
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a sexual predator......a man who 92.3% of the female population has become moist to ae least once
a sexual predator......a man who 92.3% of the female population has become moist to ae least once
Beverly wokeup this morning and almost drowned in herself due to a KOCHAV DREAM.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman = Kochav
I did not have sexual relations with that woman = Kochav
by donkey February 28, 2005
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Get the frelmet mug.An extremely lame forum consisting of people who posted porn and abuse on the Delta Goodrem forum, and then bragged about getting banned from there.
Huhuhuh, I posted porn on Delta's forum and got banned, so I joined the Lover's Club. I'm such a fucking retard.
by Donkey January 18, 2005
Get the the lovers club mug.Withdraw so fast (from the back side and often times without lubrication) that what is pulled out looks like a rolled up pink sock. Also known as an inverted starfish.
Dude, the donkey punch didn't knock her out like you said it would; instead she bucked me off so hard that she she gave herself a "pink sock."
by Donkey May 27, 2004
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