dick ham

Some dumb shit me and my friend made up

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck”

by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022

meczyna

How I thought "man" was spelt in polish

Tutor: Great! Now what is Bread Man in Polish?
Me: Chleb Meczyna

Tutor: Im sorry, but that is incorrect

by Donald Baudelaire January 26, 2022

gta 7

Somehow even less likely than gta 6

1: do you ever wonder when gta 7 will come out?
2: fuck

by Donald Baudelaire January 21, 2022

dont kill the baby

dont kill the goddamn baby

1: Im gonna kill a baby
2: what the fuck
1: huh
2: dont kill the baby

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

Earl Sweatpants

Earl Sweatshirts autistic little brother who was locked in the Chamber for his earlier years

Person 1: You hear Earl Sweatpants new album yet?
Person 2: What the fuck

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

beats by drake

beats by dre if they were ran over by seventeen spontaneous school buses

Stoven: Have you gotten the new beats by drake headphones yet?
Juaquille: no

by Donald Baudelaire January 26, 2022