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Definitions by Donald Baudelaire

dick ham 

Me: “Dick ham
Friend: “the fuck
dick ham by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022

beats by drake 

beats by dre if they were ran over by seventeen spontaneous school buses
Stoven: Have you gotten the new beats by drake headphones yet?
Juaquille: no
How I thought "man" was spelt in polish
Tutor: Great! Now what is Bread Man in Polish?
Me: Chleb Meczyna

Tutor: Im sorry, but that is incorrect
meczyna by Donald Baudelaire January 26, 2022
Somehow even less likely than gta 6
1: do you ever wonder when gta 7 will come out?
2: fuck
gta 7 by Donald Baudelaire January 21, 2022

dont kill the baby 

dont kill the goddamn baby
1: Im gonna kill a baby
2: what the fuck
1: huh
2: dont kill the baby

Earl Sweatpants

Earl Sweatshirts autistic little brother who was locked in the Chamber for his earlier years
Person 1: You hear Earl Sweatpants new album yet?
Person 2: What the fuck