Definitions by Donald Baudelaire

dick ham 

Some dumb shit me and my friend made up

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck”

dick ham by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022

beats by drake 

beats by dre if they were ran over by seventeen spontaneous school buses

Stoven: Have you gotten the new beats by drake headphones yet?
Juaquille: no

beats by drake by Donald Baudelaire January 26, 2022

meczyna 

How I thought "man" was spelt in polish

Tutor: Great! Now what is Bread Man in Polish?
Me: Chleb Meczyna

Tutor: Im sorry, but that is incorrect

meczyna by Donald Baudelaire January 26, 2022

gta 7 

Somehow even less likely than gta 6

1: do you ever wonder when gta 7 will come out?
2: fuck

gta 7 by Donald Baudelaire January 21, 2022

dont kill the baby 

dont kill the goddamn baby

1: Im gonna kill a baby
2: what the fuck
1: huh
2: dont kill the baby

dont kill the baby by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

Earl Sweatpants

Earl Sweatshirts autistic little brother who was locked in the Chamber for his earlier years

Person 1: You hear Earl Sweatpants new album yet?
Person 2: What the fuck

Earl Sweatpants by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022