Blobbit

A black hobbit

The blobbit found a village in the shire, free of racial discrimination. He/she was content.

by Don cheadle October 24, 2012

Fanny Monster

A person (generally a dude) who devours fanny.

"Man Tiger Woods goes crazy when he gets a whiff of fanny, I think he slept with like three chicks at that party at Jorge's last week", "Yeah bro, Tiger's a fanny monster all right."

by Don cheadle July 24, 2016

Zamboni

The act of slurping your drink off the table after you spill it.

Person 1: Dude you just spilled your beer all over the table
Person 2: zamboni!! *slurps beer off table*

by Don cheadle November 19, 2016