Don Palabros's definitions
1. (n., proper) A shady criminal caught up in a dastardly conspiracy to embarrass Krasnovia and send unsolicited mail.
2. An innocent victim who's been framed for these conspiracies.
3. A prankster who lives to confuse teachers and hack the school networks.
2. An innocent victim who's been framed for these conspiracies.
3. A prankster who lives to confuse teachers and hack the school networks.
by Don Palabros October 9, 2023
Get the prerypatsummug. The opposite of a five-finger discount.
When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.
When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.
by Don Palabros February 3, 2025
Get the Fat-Finger Round-Upmug. See also: akathisia, Restless Legs Syndrome, or listen to "I Wanna Be Sedated"
It's like someone is in a time-dilation bubble and they're multitasking for 30 years while your parents watched you for an hour
It's like someone is in a time-dilation bubble and they're multitasking for 30 years while your parents watched you for an hour
"Well he stopped hearing voices for a while, but he gets the zoomies every day."
"Bobby had the zoomies all week and so he won't be awake for soccer or church this weekend."
"Bobby had the zoomies all week and so he won't be awake for soccer or church this weekend."
by Don Palabros February 4, 2025
Get the Zoomiesmug.