Zoomies

See also: akathisia, Restless Legs Syndrome, or listen to "I Wanna Be Sedated"

It's like someone is in a time-dilation bubble and they're multitasking for 30 years while your parents watched you for an hour
"Well he stopped hearing voices for a while, but he gets the zoomies every day."

"Bobby had the zoomies all week and so he won't be awake for soccer or church this weekend."
by Don Palabros February 04, 2025
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prerypatsum

1. (n., proper) A shady criminal caught up in a dastardly conspiracy to embarrass Krasnovia and send unsolicited mail.

2. An innocent victim who's been framed for these conspiracies.

3. A prankster who lives to confuse teachers and hack the school networks.
You have been hacked! By prerypatsum
by Don Palabros October 09, 2023
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Fat-Finger Round-Up

The opposite of a five-finger discount.

When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.
My drink cost $5, yo, but the bartender, he does the Fat-Finger Round-Up to $6!
by Don Palabros February 04, 2025
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