by Don Juan Dinero June 06, 2019
Sometimes Lauren gets backed up after she has too much cheese and I have to administer a ribbed denema.
by Don Juan Dinero March 09, 2019
When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.
Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?
by Don Juan Dinero January 07, 2019