Don Juan Dinero's definitions

buttcucked

When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.

Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?

by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019

Denema

(Noun) a procedure in which dick is injected into the rectum, typically to expel its contents.

Sometimes Lauren gets backed up after she has too much cheese and I have to administer a ribbed denema.

by Don Juan Dinero March 8, 2019

babushkitute

A Ukranian prostitute past her prime.

Lauren may be wrinkly, but damn she a fine babushkitute.

by Don Juan Dinero June 6, 2019