Don Heflin's definitions

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.

"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."

by Don Heflin March 22, 2022

Put kibble in the bowl

Expression to explain to dogs why you have to go to work. (Cats don't care.)

I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.

by Don Heflin October 20, 2022

Kibble in the Bowl

Used when explaining to a pet why you have to leave them and go to work

I know you don't like it when I go to work, Zeke. But I've gotta put kibble in the bowl, Zeke, kibble in the bowl.

by Don Heflin October 17, 2022

TAFKAP

The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince

The former Duke of York is now TAFKAP - The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince - as well.

by Don Heflin October 30, 2025