Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Don Heflin

Lazy Imelda

A rotating shoe holder, like a Lazy Susan for shoes. Named after shoe super fan Imelda Marcos.

My shoes aren’t on the floor; they’re in the rotating Lazy Imelda in the closet.

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The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince

The former Duke of York is now TAFKAP - The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince - as well.

TAFKAP by Don Heflin October 30, 2025

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Expression to explain to dogs why you have to go to work. (Cats don't care.)

I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.

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Used when explaining to a pet why you have to leave them and go to work

I know you don't like it when I go to work, Zeke. But I've gotta put kibble in the bowl, Zeke, kibble in the bowl.

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To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.

"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."

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