Don Bito's definitions

fritzl

v. To lock someone in the basement for 24 years and impregnate them repeatedly.

As per the Austrian incest case of Joseph Fritzl.

Don't make me fritzl you.

by Don Bito April 29, 2008

schaivo

v. to place someone in a permanent vegetative state.

"You really Schaivoed her didn't you?"
"Yeah, man, she's in an iron lung. When she opens her mouth, she wheezes 'La Vie En Rose'."

by Don Bito April 29, 2008

burf

a shart from your mouth.

"Sometimes if I don't sit up when I burp, I burf a little"

by Don Bito July 27, 2008