Definitions by Don Bito

burf

a shart from your mouth.

"Sometimes if I don't sit up when I burp, I burf a little"

burf by Don Bito July 27, 2008

fritzl 

v. To lock someone in the basement for 24 years and impregnate them repeatedly.

As per the Austrian incest case of Joseph Fritzl.

Don't make me fritzl you.

fritzl by Don Bito April 29, 2008

schaivo 

v. to place someone in a permanent vegetative state.

"You really Schaivoed her didn't you?"
"Yeah, man, she's in an iron lung. When she opens her mouth, she wheezes 'La Vie En Rose'."

schaivo by Don Bito April 29, 2008