Definitions by Don't do quack kids.

Mug

A ceramic cup used to contain liquids too hot to touch, but not too hot to drink.

A nice mug of hot chocolate.

Mug by Don't do quack kids. July 20, 2017

Ice Pick Headache 

Painful symptom akin to having one's skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice.

Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.

Ice Pick Headache by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017

Cunt

You

You're a cunt.

Cunt by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017

Fuckwit 

Someone who wastes time perusing pointless sites like Urban Dictionary rather than doing something productive. Applies particularly to those who submit definitions.

Mark: "Get anything useful done today TOM?"

Tom: "Nah, been fucking around on Youtube and Urban Dictionary all day."

Tom is a fuckwit.

Fuckwit by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017