Fuckwit

Someone who wastes time perusing pointless sites like Urban Dictionary rather than doing something productive. Applies particularly to those who submit definitions.

Mark: "Get anything useful done today TOM?"

Tom: "Nah, been fucking around on Youtube and Urban Dictionary all day."

Tom is a fuckwit.

by Don't do quack kids. July 20, 2017

Cunt

You

You're a cunt.

by Don't do quack kids. July 20, 2017

Ice Pick Headache

Painful symptom akin to having one's skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice.

Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.

by Don't do quack kids. July 20, 2017

Mug

A ceramic cup used to contain liquids too hot to touch, but not too hot to drink.

A nice mug of hot chocolate.

by Don't do quack kids. July 21, 2017