Definitions by Doh Nuts 13

Real ultimate power 

What all ninjas have and they show it when they're choping off dudes heads, throwing ninja stars at peoples faces, fliping out hard, poping boners, making out with hot ninja babes, and wailing on their guitar.

Ninjas are so awesome, their strongest weapon is their boners!!!!

I wanna be a ninja when I grow up!

Real ultimate power by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Robert Hamburger

The funny ass "kid" that wrote the book Real Ultimate Power about how sweet ninjas are.

Read the book, its fucking awesome

Robert Hamburger by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Onety one 

It's what they were gonna call "eleven" before they thought of "eleven."

Im so bored..... so I post lame definitions on this site......

Onety one by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Washing the boat 

Another term used to describe masturbating.

Mom: what are you doing in there!?

Son: washing the boat...

Mom: ok.

Son: HA! she fell for it (jerking off sounds)

Mom: Wait a minute, he doesnt have a boat in his room...

Washing the boat by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Spooge 

Another term used to describe cum.

I was in school and this hot girl bent over and I fucking spooged in my pants!

Spooge by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Dr. Zoidberg 

The loveable character on futrama that everyone loves to hate.

I feel like Dr. Zoidberg sometimes, I think I should get an ink bladder put in for protection.

Dr. Zoidberg by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Bruce Lee 

Bruce Lee was the greatest martial artist/philosopher that ever was and ever will be, no one will ever compare to him. The world is a sadder place without Bruce Lee and his kick-ass martial arts moves and his philosophy's.

We should all listen to what Bruce Lee had to say, he was a great man and a Greater teacher....

Bruce Lee by Doh Nuts 13 September 13, 2004