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Pre-AP Functions 

A very fast math class that will make you squirm in pain and end up 10 days behind even though it's only been 5 days since the course started.

This class generally has 5 groups of kids:
The Human Calculators: Very smart, do all the math in their head, find it very easy and don't do homework
The Forced Mathematicians: Hate math but mom and dad force them to take pre-ap, likely already took the course outside of school.
The Passionate Gang: Kids that love math, and are good at it, but aren't always as fast as human calculators.
The AP Kids: These people take all the AP courses that they can take, including Pre-AP Functions
The Whipped: Kids who randomly joined but aren't brilliant at math, often fall asleep for 2 weeks after course ends.
Teacher: We're starting Unit 5 today.
Kid: WHAT! I'm still on Unit 1!

Teacher: What did you expect, it's Pre-AP Functions
Pre-AP Functions by Dog Ford\ June 15, 2021
This is a godly shrine for all who dare eat. When somebody who likes subway hears "I like McDonalds", they scream in rage and throw stuff at you.
Subway by Dog Ford\ October 25, 2019
This is a pokemon, that when you ask someone you thinks they are a pokemon fan "who is the strongest pokemon", they will respond with charizard. This is a super hyped up fat flaming dragon that many know, but those who trully now know that Greninja is way more strong than this fire dragon.
I love pokemon, my favorites are Charizard and Pikachu.
Pokemon fan- walks away.
Charizard by Dog Ford\ October 25, 2019