Definitions by Dog Bolter

Kiss the goblin 

To speak with eloquence, wit, and charm; to be particularly articulate and loquacious. The phrase is often used in a lighthearted or humorous context, and may suggest that the speaker has been inspired by some supernatural force or source of inspiration, such as the Blarney Stone in Ireland. It can also imply that the speaker has had a few drinks and is feeling particularly gregarious.

It is translated from the Danish phrase “At kysse julenissen” (Olsen, U 2021).

We knew that Erik would kiss the goblin after all those Carlsbergs and we'd never shut him up!

Kiss the goblin by Dog Bolter April 2, 2023

Kiss the goblin 

To speak articulately, fluently, amusingly, but ultimately nonsensically. To bullshit externsively.

Example: Too many beers and Davo will kiss the goblin and we can't shut him up.

Kiss the goblin by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023

Schlöœupennen

Adjective used by beer drinkers to describe an IPA that is intensely resinous, like pine resin or dank sticky buds of cannabis.

"Pushing the limit of Schlöœupennen pressure on those already hop blasted taste buds, might not be your flavor to savor"

Schlöœupennen by Dog Bolter April 19, 2021

Machuchu Party 

Noun. When a group of kids put their underpants on their heads and run around yelling.

Less commonly, when a group of men who've been drinking do the same thing.

On 30 January a bunch of guys checked in beers while wearing their undies on their heads. They claimed it was a Machuchu Party.

Machuchu Party by Dog Bolter January 30, 2021