Distractor in Chief 's definitions
Commonly misinterpreted as awful virgin nerds with no style or taste.
In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.
In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.
Ew, you’re a Weezer Stan?
Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!
Or
I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation
Bro cousin: You’re dating
Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away
Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!
Or
I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation
Bro cousin: You’re dating
Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
Get the Weezer Stanmug. A really cool guy with nice guitar skills and a weird aversion to pineapple pizza. Loyal to his friends, funny, and snarky in just the right doses.
Girl: Look at that hot guy!
Other girl: Yeah I know him (*major flex moment*) That’s Zephan. He says someone got impaled on a statue and clearly knows how to dance, he’s so cultured
Girl: Bro what a fuckin legend
Other girl: Damn right
Other girl: Yeah I know him (*major flex moment*) That’s Zephan. He says someone got impaled on a statue and clearly knows how to dance, he’s so cultured
Girl: Bro what a fuckin legend
Other girl: Damn right
by Distractor in Chief October 7, 2021
Get the Zephanmug. The most cheesiest grand high lord of cheesy sayings. He is dirty minded and devious but a pretty cool person. Friend of the Lordess. Is also king of toasters.
by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2020
Get the Cheesy Lordmug. A Cliff is a very buff lad who drives a taxi.
Nonexistent on the basis that he is a.) invented by the coiner of Konneor and b.) Ella’s supposed soulmate. (See Clella )
He is both unintelligent and drinks too much coffee.
Nonexistent on the basis that he is a.) invented by the coiner of Konneor and b.) Ella’s supposed soulmate. (See Clella )
He is both unintelligent and drinks too much coffee.
by Distractor in Chief December 30, 2020
Get the Cliffmug. I quote directly:
“His voice is weird and he’s always like
All of these other believably flaw (Ed) people are FUCKING BITCHES”
“His voice is weird and he’s always like
All of these other believably flaw (Ed) people are FUCKING BITCHES”
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
Get the Chaosmug. A predicted relationship that may or may not occur. Commonly recognized as the union of a Cliff and an Ella.
by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2020
Get the Clellamug. Hypothesis: Connor is a child.
(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:
Conclusion: Child
(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:
Conclusion: Child
Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child
Or
Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf
Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
Or
Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf
Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
Get the connor is a childmug.