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A fictitious person or alias, as the variation on traditional spellings suggests. If you do spot a Konneor in the wild, congratulations! However, this event is highly unlikely.
by Distractor in Chief November 19, 2020
Get the konneor mug.Cheesy yet original alternative to Lady. Often used ironically yet endearingly among intelligent friends.
by Distractor in Chief December 2, 2020
Get the Lordess mug.A Cliff is a very buff lad who drives a taxi.
Nonexistent on the basis that he is a.) invented by the coiner of Konneor and b.) Ella’s supposed soulmate. (See Clella )
He is both unintelligent and drinks too much coffee.
Nonexistent on the basis that he is a.) invented by the coiner of Konneor and b.) Ella’s supposed soulmate. (See Clella )
He is both unintelligent and drinks too much coffee.
by Distractor in Chief December 30, 2020
Get the Cliff mug.The most cheesiest grand high lord of cheesy sayings. He is dirty minded and devious but a pretty cool person. Friend of the Lordess. Is also king of toasters.
by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2020
Get the Cheesy Lord mug.A predicted relationship that may or may not occur. Commonly recognized as the union of a Cliff and an Ella.
by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2020
Get the Clella mug.Hypothesis: Connor is a child.
(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:
Conclusion: Child
(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:
Conclusion: Child
Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child
Or
Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf
Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
Or
Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf
Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
Get the connor is a child mug.A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Gamer Girl:*stares*
Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*
Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water
*basks in glory*
Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*
Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water
*basks in glory*
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
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