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Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself
Friend: No
*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself
Friend: No
*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
Get the Get more sleep mug.A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Gamer Girl:*stares*
Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*
Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water
*basks in glory*
Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*
Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water
*basks in glory*
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
Get the Wet Water mug.A fictitious person or alias, as the variation on traditional spellings suggests. If you do spot a Konneor in the wild, congratulations! However, this event is highly unlikely.
by Distractor in Chief November 19, 2020
Get the konneor mug.Commonly misinterpreted as awful virgin nerds with no style or taste.
In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.
In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.
Ew, you’re a Weezer Stan?
Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!
Or
I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation
Bro cousin: You’re dating
Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away
Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!
Or
I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation
Bro cousin: You’re dating
Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
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Nonexistent on the basis that he is a.) invented by the coiner of Konneor and b.) Ella’s supposed soulmate. (See Clella )
He is both unintelligent and drinks too much coffee.
Nonexistent on the basis that he is a.) invented by the coiner of Konneor and b.) Ella’s supposed soulmate. (See Clella )
He is both unintelligent and drinks too much coffee.
by Distractor in Chief December 30, 2020
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“His voice is weird and he’s always like
All of these other believably flaw (Ed) people are FUCKING BITCHES”
“His voice is weird and he’s always like
All of these other believably flaw (Ed) people are FUCKING BITCHES”
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
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by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2020
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