Definitions by Distractor in Chief
Zephan
A really cool guy with nice guitar skills and a weird aversion to pineapple pizza. Loyal to his friends, funny, and snarky in just the right doses.
Girl: Look at that hot guy!
Other girl: Yeah I know him (*major flex moment*) That’s Zephan. He says someone got impaled on a statue and clearly knows how to dance, he’s so cultured
Girl: Bro what a fuckin legend
Other girl: Damn right
Other girl: Yeah I know him (*major flex moment*) That’s Zephan. He says someone got impaled on a statue and clearly knows how to dance, he’s so cultured
Girl: Bro what a fuckin legend
Other girl: Damn right
Zephan by Distractor in Chief October 7, 2021
Chaos
I quote directly:
“His voice is weird and he’s always like
All of these other believably flaw (Ed) people are FUCKING BITCHES”
“His voice is weird and he’s always like
All of these other believably flaw (Ed) people are FUCKING BITCHES”
Chaos by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
Weezer Stan
Commonly misinterpreted as awful virgin nerds with no style or taste.
In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.
In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.
Ew, you’re a Weezer Stan?
Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!
Or
I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation
Bro cousin: You’re dating
Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away
Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!
Or
I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation
Bro cousin: You’re dating
Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away
Weezer Stan by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
Get more sleep
Friend: How are you? (cares, actually)
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself
Friend: No
*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
Friend: good just tired (for whateverty-seventh and a hundred time)
Friend: Get more sleep dude it’s like the characters in Darkest Dungeon. Take care of yourself
Friend: No
*muffled cursing, yeeting of persons into better habits*
Get more sleep by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
Wet Water
A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Gamer Girl:*stares*
Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*
Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water
*basks in glory*
Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*
Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water
*basks in glory*
Wet Water by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
connor is a child
Hypothesis: Connor is a child.
(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:
Conclusion: Child
(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:
Conclusion: Child
Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child
Or
Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf
Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
Or
Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf
Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
connor is a child by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
Clella
A predicted relationship that may or may not occur. Commonly recognized as the union of a Cliff and an Ella.
Clella by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2020