11 definitions by Distractor in Chief
A really cool guy with nice guitar skills and a weird aversion to pineapple pizza. Loyal to his friends, funny, and snarky in just the right doses.
Girl: Look at that hot guy!
Other girl: Yeah I know him (*major flex moment*) That’s Zephan. He says someone got impaled on a statue and clearly knows how to dance, he’s so cultured
Girl: Bro what a fuckin legend
Other girl: Damn right
Other girl: Yeah I know him (*major flex moment*) That’s Zephan. He says someone got impaled on a statue and clearly knows how to dance, he’s so cultured
Girl: Bro what a fuckin legend
Other girl: Damn right
by Distractor in Chief October 8, 2021
Commonly misinterpreted as awful virgin nerds with no style or taste.
In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.
In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.
Ew, you’re a Weezer Stan?
Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!
Or
I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation
Bro cousin: You’re dating
Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away
Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!
Or
I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation
Bro cousin: You’re dating
Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away
by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021
The most cheesiest grand high lord of cheesy sayings. He is dirty minded and devious but a pretty cool person. Friend of the Lordess. Is also king of toasters.
by Distractor in Chief January 1, 2021
A Cliff is a very buff lad who drives a taxi.
Nonexistent on the basis that he is a.) invented by the coiner of Konneor and b.) Ella’s supposed soulmate. (See Clella )
He is both unintelligent and drinks too much coffee.
Nonexistent on the basis that he is a.) invented by the coiner of Konneor and b.) Ella’s supposed soulmate. (See Clella )
He is both unintelligent and drinks too much coffee.
by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2021