Definitions by Disel2013

Dirty Doritoes 

When you eat Mexican food and the next day you fart and it smells like nasty Mexican food and shit your brains out

Damn Josh! Your ass is dropping dirty doritoes you stink! Yeah it's the bad Mexican food I had

Dirty Doritoes by Disel2013 April 12, 2019

B'gaggit 

Loud ass fart, where your ass speaks a word as you fart

B'gaggit is a earth shattering fart, on top of that your ass speaks to you "b'gaggit". Damn girl that was a loud fart... Did I hear your ass say b'gaggit?

B'gaggit by Disel2013 March 2, 2019

ass slop 

When butt cheese heats up in the moist Anus cravity

My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)

ass slop by Disel2013 May 3, 2018

Butthole fingerpainting 

The act of wiping shit on the wall

Man my finger broke through the toilet paper and I did (butthole fingerpainting) on the wall to get the shit off my fingers

Butthole fingerpainting by Disel2013 January 19, 2018

Pudding 

The act of putting something where it doesn't belong.

I like Pudding my junk where it doesn't belong.

Pudding by Disel2013 April 1, 2017

choo choo marks 

The act of getting Shit stains in the underwear from a lack of wiping the butt.

Man.. I did my laundry and I had to bleach my underwear due to choo choo marks

choo choo marks by Disel2013 March 29, 2017

crusty poop 

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair

Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.

crusty poop by Disel2013 March 26, 2017