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Definitions by Dirty danchez

Smoke Spot 

(smōk spõt); n

An agreeable, discreet location (preferrably under the cover of foliage) in which one or more persons can smoke without fear or possibility of being busted.

Depending on proness and boldness of smoker, nearly any location can become a smoke spot.

Proper smoke spot protocol suggests smoker utilizes the smoke and roll procedure to ensure smoker is not to be busted.
tree spot, shade spot, chill spot are good examples of acceptable smoke spots. bench spot is not an acceptable smoke spot due to a high level of sketch associated with bench spot.

Ryan: "i've been hittin' this smoke spot for fifteen years and I ain't never been busted!
Smoke Spot by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

Smoke and Roll 

(smōk ãnd rōl), v

A two-step process to ensure smoker safety.

Step one: smoke.

Step two: get the fuck out of there.

Not to be confused with a shady maneuver involving a weedless smoker smoking another smokers weed and immediately evacuating the smoke spot.
Kevin: "this bowl is beat."

Ryan: "Smoke and Roll!"

(Kevin and Ryan drive away)

Shade Spot 

(shād spõt); n

1. A well shaded location suitable for chillin' or smokin'.

2. A location which is potentially shady
Definition 1:
Rob: "it's hot out here, and I feel like smokin."

Darryl: "let's hit up shade spot, then we'll smoke and roll.

Definition 2:
Rob: "it's hot out here, and I feel like smokin."

Darryl: "we gotta find another smoke spot, this is kind of a shade spot."
Shade Spot by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

Never Been Busted 

(nėv-ėr bėn bûs-tėd); exclaimation

A confident phrase emphasizing the proness of an experienced smoker and his/her career as a successful smoker. Any smoker claiming "never been busted" earned the right by avoiding being busted by the cops whole smoking weed.
Darryl: "fifteen years I've been smokin' and I ain't NEVER been busted!

"NEVER!" (small explosion) "BEEN!" (small explosion) "BUSTED!!!" (large explosion)
(nût-hõg); n

A fat bitch who won't get off your nuts.
Dammit, I can't get this nuthog off my dick!
Nuthog by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009
A gazebo which is used as a smoke spot becomes a smozebo.
Ryan: "hey k-botski, wanna go hit the smozebo?"

Kevin: "for word yo."
Smozebo by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

Pro Nuff 

Pro Nuff (prō-nuff)

Coined from the words: pro and nuff meaning professional enough.
Kevin: "looks pro."

Ryan shrugs and says: "pro nuff."
Pro Nuff by Dirty danchez June 29, 2009