Heavy Petting

The act of passionately groping a lover or potential lover. Usually (keep your fingers crossed) a precursor to sex.
Did you nail her last night? Nope, just some cucumber play and heavy petting.
by Dimitri Mantooth December 15, 2008
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Slorny

The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.
It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!
by Dimitri Mantooth December 15, 2008
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