Definitions by Dimitri Mantooth

Heavy Petting 

The act of passionately groping a lover or potential lover. Usually (keep your fingers crossed) a precursor to sex.

Did you nail her last night? Nope, just some cucumber play and heavy petting.

Heavy Petting by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008

Slorny 

The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.

It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!

Slorny by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008