I was playing the mating game with Lois all last night. You know, doing that wild thang. Damn if I didn't get her monkey sauce all over the insides of my new tighty whities.
by Digger April 27, 2006

by Digger September 03, 2005

by Digger September 21, 2005

Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!
by Digger September 21, 2005

by Digger September 21, 2005

The elevator was about to close when the elderly gentleman started shouting ho de door you jazz holes!
by Digger September 21, 2005

by Digger September 21, 2005
