15 definitions by Dig Nitty
The generic name for the girl who was the semi-urban hook up for weird drugs we all knew in high school but didn’t really hang out with. Newports, sweatpants, trauma. The whole package. Picked fights with hall monitors for no reason.
“Yo didn’t Sara Tonin have a kid?” “Sort of. She sold it on marketplace.” “Oh wow ok. Does she know where to get adderall?” “Simple answer: yes.”
by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023
A person who frequently uses Meth yet takes care of business such as paying bills, showering, laundry, and any other make believe task because it literally does not happen
Little Jeffrey has to stay after school for the Methletes club and it can sometimes last 2-3 days straight. They try to get a lot done.
by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019
A girl who formerly was very conservative in the way she dressed and presented herself re-emerges as a total skank based on the suggestions and peer pressures of friends, society, and the general need
to sexually please a male counterpart, out of nowhere but not so out of nowhere because some creepy scientist made it that way on purpose
to sexually please a male counterpart, out of nowhere but not so out of nowhere because some creepy scientist made it that way on purpose
I figured it would take the summer, but since last weekend, Cindy turned into a Skankenstein and I just think she’s misunderstood. All she wants is to be accepted amongst society whilst enjoying some dick. Is that too much to ask?
by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019
When you get married and stay faithful, your spouse’s dick and or pussy becomes your spermanent address.
I’m marrying Jackie. That ass is where I belong. It’s my spermanent address. You need me, you mail Jackie’s ass c/o me.
by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023
My mother is black and my father is white so I’m of Halfrican decent. I’m horrible at basketball but pretty good at Jeopardy
by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019
The Take a Wish foundation is where rich people pay lots of money to take a Wish from a less fortunate person and make it their own
My son has a cold but really wants to see
The new Star Wars before it comes out so I’ll just pay the Take a Wish foundation to dash the dreams of a cancer ridden street rat because I can and I will.
The new Star Wars before it comes out so I’ll just pay the Take a Wish foundation to dash the dreams of a cancer ridden street rat because I can and I will.
by Dig Nitty May 26, 2019
Things were going great and then I pulled the ol Bob the Builder. I’m currently writing this from Jail
by Dig Nitty May 28, 2019