Diet Schmiet's definitions

Foot asphyxiation

Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome

Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.

by Diet Schmiet November 29, 2010

Hungometer

A fictitional device used to guage the level of hunger.

"It's tea time" shouted mum. As the hungry hoardes entered the kitchen she asked "on a scale of 1 - 10, how hungry are you ?" the hoardes had to guage the level using their fictitional hungometers (hung ometeres)

by Diet Schmiet November 17, 2009

Hangometer

Guaging the level of how bad the hang over is.

Oww eurrh, on a scale of 1 - 10 my hangometer has tipped the scales this weekend.

by Diet Schmiet November 17, 2009