Definitions by Diego Mendez

coors 

This is your great-grandfather’s beer that tastes like your great-grandmother’s breast milk.

A standard by which other beers are measured.

Old English is 2 degrees above Coors “zero”.

coors by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

Cedar City 

A god-awful yet god-fearing little town. Also known as the mullet capital of Southern Utah and home of the Polygamy Tech Screaming Thunderchickens where SUU students either leave town or get high every weekend (greatest blow on earth). Its main industry is Wal-mart which forms the job base and people come from miles around fer the Shakespeare and elk guttin’ festival.

It’s loads of fun stalking prey on a Cedar City ridge with 50 MPH winds and 50 degrees below zero.

Cedar City by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

Googligan’s Island 

A web site that tries to get Googlebot’s attention but fails at the last moment

Webskipper: Hey there little buddy, did you install the new webmaster tools for the company web site?
Googligan: Yea, on my laptop.
Webskipper: Oh Googligan, (strike with cap)

…and the rest…are hear on Googligan’s Island.

Googligan’s Island by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.

Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.

Gobblers Knob by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008