Diego's definitions

three wise monkeys

Very very sleazy, cheezey bar in Sydney.

"Let's go to the 3 wise monkey's tonight."
"Ahhhhh helllllzzzzz no muh-fucka, let's go to GAS."

by Diego July 18, 2003

selling

To be dealing drugs.

The minimum that I'm selling is QP's.

by Diego October 2, 2003

Smeg

The resin that collects around the mouth-piece of a dirty, old bong and can sometimes get onto the lip/tooth of an unsuspecting victim.

"Rick alwayz attracts super-smeg on the bong, yo' fully gotsta clean the mouth-piece before you smoke out of it."
"Hahaha. You jus' got harcore-smeg on your tooth from that cone."

by Diego September 9, 2003

Haggis

1. Scotland's most well known food.
2. Haggis McHaggis is the hilarious Scotsman from Ren and Stimpy. One of the best characters ever. Therefore any Scotsman is a Haggis McHaggis and it works to call anyone Haggis.

1. Lets eat sum Haggis.
2. Yo Haggis, whaddup?

by Diego September 22, 2003

doggystyle

Girl is bent over, usually on all four's and you fuck her pussy or ass.

"We were fucking 'doggystyle'."

by Diego September 4, 2003

mutha-fucka

Mother Fucker. Meaning a dickhead or friend.
Or rarely someone who fucks someone's mum.

"That mutha-fucka has pissed me off one too many times."
"What up, muthafucka?"
"That Mutha-fucka is rooting some MILF at the moment."

by Diego August 17, 2003

That Fuck

1. In reference to someone you hate.
2. In reference to a past sexual experience.

1. 'That Fuck' rolled in and cock-blocked me.
2. 'That Fuck' was pretty good.

by Diego November 12, 2003