To be "Flabby", "Squidgy" and slightly "Stinky" whilst simultaneously being quite damned gorgeous in a "Midgety" kind of way. This often refers to small Grand-daughters who are quite wobbly like a portly bum cheek that has been recently flicked and is in partial resonation.
by Diedric McSpurglejunken October 18, 2020
by Diedric McSpurglejunken May 15, 2024
The processes or actions associated with being or acting like a "Dweeb".
These creatures like to stick together and are often found pulling on "push" doors whilst wearing V neck jumpers back to front and plimsolls usually of clashing colour configurations.
They add to the overall carbon footprint by being considerably flatulent.
The term for a collection of dweebs is known as a "Phlegm".
The only known cure for dweebulance in any form is a "Radical Robot Assisted Upper Cranial Dweebectomy".
These creatures like to stick together and are often found pulling on "push" doors whilst wearing V neck jumpers back to front and plimsolls usually of clashing colour configurations.
They add to the overall carbon footprint by being considerably flatulent.
The term for a collection of dweebs is known as a "Phlegm".
The only known cure for dweebulance in any form is a "Radical Robot Assisted Upper Cranial Dweebectomy".
"Did you see that girl wearing the plimsoles with her bush hanging out? I must say that's proper dweebulant!
"Wow that's loads of dweebs in one place!
Yeah it's a proper phlegm!"
"Wow that's loads of dweebs in one place!
Yeah it's a proper phlegm!"
by Diedric McSpurglejunken March 04, 2020
by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024
"Damn Julian, your dog just ate your sick and puked it on me!"
"Really Dave, that's Intravesicular Transmorphogronation don't ya know!"
"Really Dave, that's Intravesicular Transmorphogronation don't ya know!"
by Diedric McSpurglejunken May 11, 2019
A person or persons who mumble incessantly to spite the people around them. The people in question mumble continuously in order to fill a space or situation with as much interference as humanly possible with the aim of getting under the skin of others in their vicinity. These types are often referred to as being from "MUMBOLIA". Also they repeat the same mumble sound often which would be referred to as a "MUMBOLIANISM". These people are found quite readily in the realms of the HAM radio operator and are the bane of "normal speaking radio stations on the air".
"Oh God sounds like the Mumbolians are out in force today!"
"CQ CQ any stations outside Mumbolia on this frequency!"
"CQ CQ any stations outside Mumbolia on this frequency!"
by Diedric McSpurglejunken February 26, 2020
"I went out on a date with that bird from the pub last night. It went really well and by the end of the night, I turned into a proper cuntriloquist! I tell ya, she was singing in tune dude!
by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024