The Bechdel Test:
"To pass the Bechdel test, a work must feature at least two women, these women must talk to each other, and their conversation must concern something other than a man.
If a movie is about nothing but women talking to other women about women-things,
the movie is said to "Fail the Ledcheb Test."
"To pass the Bechdel test, a work must feature at least two women, these women must talk to each other, and their conversation must concern something other than a man.
If a movie is about nothing but women talking to other women about women-things,
the movie is said to "Fail the Ledcheb Test."
Two dudes go into the wrong box at a mall multi-plex.
Five minutes into the movie:
Dude1: "Is this movie going to be about anything but women talking to other women about woman-stuff?"
Dude2: "Nope, totally fails the LedchebTest. Let's bail!"
Five minutes into the movie:
Dude1: "Is this movie going to be about anything but women talking to other women about woman-stuff?"
Dude2: "Nope, totally fails the LedchebTest. Let's bail!"
by Didaskalos July 30, 2023
Get the LedchebTestmug. This is literally true. In law, kids are legally "infans," that is, they have no voice, and the idea that "the kid said he wanted it!" is no excuse for sex-crimes against children.
Riffing on Billboard Chris's "Kids can not consent to Puberty Blockers,"
and the San Francisco choir singing "We're coming for your children! / We'll convert your children." (#WCYC)
A slogan meant to position the sloganeer against #Pedoschwing2025.
Unless it's being used ironically, in which cases it's meant to accelerate #Pedoschwing2025, under the idea that ALL discussion of pedophilia moves towards normalizing it.
But the presence of the ironic dimension doesn't at all undercut the validity of the plain and simple surface meaning;
on the surface, it's a sentiment that can't be argued with.
To be understood as operating in the same ironic poly-valent space as the Heideggerian term:
#LGBTQΠπ (which term to be written sous-rature, crossed out --- this browser isn't showing that.)
This term COMPLETES the mega-acronym, in accordance with Dr. James Cantor's famous 2018 "include the P!" tweet, but wittier, because Greek Π/π suggests (celibate) Greek MAN/boy relationships, as practiced by those who've read the Phaedros.
It also rejects/denies/opposes paederasty;
It also looks forward to a process of NORMAL male identity formation, which incorporates ( but is not bogged down in) the moments of Great Mother (Trans) obsession and Great Father (homosexual) obsession.
Riffing on Billboard Chris's "Kids can not consent to Puberty Blockers,"
and the San Francisco choir singing "We're coming for your children! / We'll convert your children." (#WCYC)
A slogan meant to position the sloganeer against #Pedoschwing2025.
Unless it's being used ironically, in which cases it's meant to accelerate #Pedoschwing2025, under the idea that ALL discussion of pedophilia moves towards normalizing it.
But the presence of the ironic dimension doesn't at all undercut the validity of the plain and simple surface meaning;
on the surface, it's a sentiment that can't be argued with.
To be understood as operating in the same ironic poly-valent space as the Heideggerian term:
#LGBTQΠπ (which term to be written sous-rature, crossed out --- this browser isn't showing that.)
This term COMPLETES the mega-acronym, in accordance with Dr. James Cantor's famous 2018 "include the P!" tweet, but wittier, because Greek Π/π suggests (celibate) Greek MAN/boy relationships, as practiced by those who've read the Phaedros.
It also rejects/denies/opposes paederasty;
It also looks forward to a process of NORMAL male identity formation, which incorporates ( but is not bogged down in) the moments of Great Mother (Trans) obsession and Great Father (homosexual) obsession.
In the face of over-blown propaganda from both sides, like PRO-TRANS! CUT THE KIDS' BALLS OFF! and KILL THE PEDOS! sometimes it's nice to be out there picketing with a sign saying something nice and relaxing, that everyone can agree with.
<<heavily ironic chilled-out San Diego sigh.>>
So there I am in Balboa Park, in the middle of July, PRIDE 2023 going on around me, wearing a sandwich board saying #KidscannotconsenttoPedophilia" on one side and #LGBTQΠπ (crossed out!) on the other.
<<heavily ironic chilled-out San Diego sigh.>>
So there I am in Balboa Park, in the middle of July, PRIDE 2023 going on around me, wearing a sandwich board saying #KidscannotconsenttoPedophilia" on one side and #LGBTQΠπ (crossed out!) on the other.
by Didaskalos July 30, 2023
Get the #KidsCanNotConsentToPedophiliamug. The Chicago Hot Dog is a fake sexual act unique to Chicago and its elevated train system.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.
On my last company trip to Chicago I totally failed to close the business deal, but hey, I got a really nice Chicago Hot Dog at midnight, so I didn't go to bed mad.
by Didaskalos January 24, 2021
Get the Chicago Hot Dogmug. When dudes show up in Watertown WI in black shirts, masks, matching khaki pants, black flags with swastikas, and chant "Blood blood blood!" "US or the PEDOPHILES!" "NO PEDOS ON OUR STREETS!" it's clear that they're EITHER federal agents tasked with Harvesting the Hate, and letting a thousand Anti-Pedo flowers bloom, OR organic and sincere community-based activists, who just happen to find public discussion of pedophilia exciting.
Calling them #Fedophiles is annoying either way.
If they're FEDS, they're annoyed at being exposed as such.
If they're grassroots activists, they're annoyed at being described as government toys, NPC's.
Calling them #Fedophiles is annoying either way.
If they're FEDS, they're annoyed at being exposed as such.
If they're grassroots activists, they're annoyed at being described as government toys, NPC's.
When the #Fedophiles showed up in Watertown, WI, the witty response would have been to counter-chat at them:
#FEDOPHILES!
Blood blood blood?
More like ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION!
Harvest the Hate!
Harvest the Hate!
Hatin' on PEDOS makes the COUNT-TREE GREAT!
. . . this done in a heavily ironic, heartily affectionate tone, to reflect the understanding that the first step in coming out as a boy-lover, is processing the internal pedo-phobia by doing a lot of external #pedotoileting.
#FEDOPHILES!
Blood blood blood?
More like ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION!
Harvest the Hate!
Harvest the Hate!
Hatin' on PEDOS makes the COUNT-TREE GREAT!
. . . this done in a heavily ironic, heartily affectionate tone, to reflect the understanding that the first step in coming out as a boy-lover, is processing the internal pedo-phobia by doing a lot of external #pedotoileting.
by Didaskalos July 30, 2023
Get the Fedophilemug. Under every trans-presentation/pronoun-demand, there's a man drowning in compulsive murder-suicide ideation, and trying to drag you into it as well.
Under the #CMSI, that is, under the screaming about "Trans Genocide!" and "Trans Suicide!", is a lonely and confused boy experimenting too freely with anal masturbation, auto-dildoing, hypno-sissy porn, etc.
The process of making explicit the links from Pronouns, to #CMSI, to Anal Masturbation, is called "Miner's Declension."
Under the #CMSI, that is, under the screaming about "Trans Genocide!" and "Trans Suicide!", is a lonely and confused boy experimenting too freely with anal masturbation, auto-dildoing, hypno-sissy porn, etc.
The process of making explicit the links from Pronouns, to #CMSI, to Anal Masturbation, is called "Miner's Declension."
"Please use my preferred pronouns, blah/blah and blah."
"No. You need to stop your auto-dildoing/anal penetration/fail-boy/power-girl / sissy-hypno-porn fantasizing.
And if you can't do that, you need to keep it to yourself.
When people ask me for money, it's OK to say no.
When people bring their sexuality too close to me, it's OK to say no.
Your pronoun-demands are part of your unresolved sexual-identity formation issues, and you need to work on them privately with your therapist and group.
"But I'm JUST ASKING FOR MAH PRONOUNS!"
"It's never "just mah pronouns." Under the pronouns is #CMSI, and under that is a lot of deeply perverted sexuality and unresolved gender-formation issues that I don't want any part of. Miner's Declension is short and simple way of UNPACKING what's driving the pronoun-demands."
"No. You need to stop your auto-dildoing/anal penetration/fail-boy/power-girl / sissy-hypno-porn fantasizing.
And if you can't do that, you need to keep it to yourself.
When people ask me for money, it's OK to say no.
When people bring their sexuality too close to me, it's OK to say no.
Your pronoun-demands are part of your unresolved sexual-identity formation issues, and you need to work on them privately with your therapist and group.
"But I'm JUST ASKING FOR MAH PRONOUNS!"
"It's never "just mah pronouns." Under the pronouns is #CMSI, and under that is a lot of deeply perverted sexuality and unresolved gender-formation issues that I don't want any part of. Miner's Declension is short and simple way of UNPACKING what's driving the pronoun-demands."
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023
Get the Miner's Declensionmug. Autogeinophilia: The little-known fetish of dressing up as Ed Gein AS HE dresses up in his home-made woman-skin suit and cavorting about his creepy Wisconsin farmhouse, with the idea of being close to his dead mother by literally investing himself in a suit made of female skin. A deliberate pun on autogynophilia, a trending term as Biden takes office in 2021.
Benjamin Boyce retweeted Donovan Cleckley's clip of Jazz Jennings's mom saying:
“I have woken Jazz out of a dead sleep and taken the dilator and put the lubrication on it and said: ‘Here! You take this, and you put it in your vagina. If not, I will.’ I will be so mad if ... that thing seals up.”
- Jeanette Jennings
I naturally responded quoting Buffalo Bill's creepy remark to the unfortunate girl is he was fattening up in a pit to make a female-skin-suit out of:
"It puts the lubrication on its dilator, or else it's back to the clinic for NO GENITALS AT ALL!"
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In my day, we thought we were being racy when we "lost" our third retainer, and, being told our teeth would snap back into the wrong place, said, "So what if they do?"
Reading up on Ed Gein, the model for Buffalo Bill, Psycho, Leatherface, etc, led me to a disturbing image of a "reproduction" belt made of female nipples, part of what I could only call his "autogeinophilia" paraphernalia collection, and thus the portmanteau pun term "Autogeinophilia" was born. Happy 2021, everyone!
“I have woken Jazz out of a dead sleep and taken the dilator and put the lubrication on it and said: ‘Here! You take this, and you put it in your vagina. If not, I will.’ I will be so mad if ... that thing seals up.”
- Jeanette Jennings
I naturally responded quoting Buffalo Bill's creepy remark to the unfortunate girl is he was fattening up in a pit to make a female-skin-suit out of:
"It puts the lubrication on its dilator, or else it's back to the clinic for NO GENITALS AT ALL!"
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In my day, we thought we were being racy when we "lost" our third retainer, and, being told our teeth would snap back into the wrong place, said, "So what if they do?"
Reading up on Ed Gein, the model for Buffalo Bill, Psycho, Leatherface, etc, led me to a disturbing image of a "reproduction" belt made of female nipples, part of what I could only call his "autogeinophilia" paraphernalia collection, and thus the portmanteau pun term "Autogeinophilia" was born. Happy 2021, everyone!
by Didaskalos January 16, 2021
Get the autogeinophiliamug.