niagra falls explosion

when you hit that g spot on a girl so hard she squirts and you need a raincoat

I need a niagra falls explosion soon

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017

member bender

When a female has an exceptionally wet yet shallow vagina

that shit was so shallow she gave me a member bender

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 26, 2017

houston heel clicker

A sex position where a woman sits on top wearing only cowboy boots and at climax she leans back, positions feet near the ears, and stomps the mans head as though she’s clicking her heels.

Nice boots, how bout we try the Houston heel clicker?

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017

silver bitch

The girl who is always almost good enough, but only gets second place, to every other girl. She always wins silver. Never told.

She’s a great girl, but she’s just a silver bitch

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 22, 2017

fuck prayer

As you climax you realize your fornicating with a diseased stranger so you scream “Jesus take the wheel” as you cum.

I hope you sent out a fuck prayer when you banged out that dirty prostitute named sparkle.

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 19, 2017

Fudge fingers

when you finger fuck a girl in the ass and once you fingers are full of shit you insert them into the vagina.

That bitch deserved fudge finger slut.

that bitch deserved the fudge fingers. She’s a slut

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 20, 2017

stale juice

when you leave a beer out for the whole day and take a big swig the next night.

“Damn who left this stale juice just laying around”

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 24, 2017