Definitions by Dick nose boner biscuit

member bender 

When a female has an exceptionally wet yet shallow vagina

that shit was so shallow she gave me a member bender

member bender by Dick nose boner biscuit October 26, 2017

candy creeper 

When you eerily stare at a person and inappropriately and creepily ask them if they want some candy

Dean is such a candy creeper

candy creeper by Dick nose boner biscuit October 25, 2017

stale juice 

when you leave a beer out for the whole day and take a big swig the next night.

“Damn who left this stale juice just laying around”

stale juice by Dick nose boner biscuit October 24, 2017

silver bitch 

The girl who is always almost good enough, but only gets second place, to every other girl. She always wins silver. Never told.

She’s a great girl, but she’s just a silver bitch

silver bitch by Dick nose boner biscuit October 22, 2017

Fudge fingers 

when you finger fuck a girl in the ass and once you fingers are full of shit you insert them into the vagina.

That bitch deserved fudge finger slut.

that bitch deserved the fudge fingers. She’s a slut

Fudge fingers by Dick nose boner biscuit October 20, 2017

fuck prayer 

As you climax you realize your fornicating with a diseased stranger so you scream “Jesus take the wheel” as you cum.

I hope you sent out a fuck prayer when you banged out that dirty prostitute named sparkle.

fuck prayer by Dick nose boner biscuit October 19, 2017

houston heel clicker

A sex position where a woman sits on top wearing only cowboy boots and at climax she leans back, positions feet near the ears, and stomps the mans head as though she’s clicking her heels.

Nice boots, how bout we try the Houston heel clicker?

houston heel clicker by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017