Dick nose boner biscuit's definitions

candy creeper

When you eerily stare at a person and inappropriately and creepily ask them if they want some candy

Dean is such a candy creeper

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 25, 2017

belly butter sandwich

After pulling out and cumming on a girls stomach she reaches out pulls the man toward her and hugs the man like a koala bear making a belly butter sandwich.

I gave him that belly butter sandwich

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017

member bender

When a female has an exceptionally wet yet shallow vagina

that shit was so shallow she gave me a member bender

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 26, 2017

fuck prayer

As you climax you realize your fornicating with a diseased stranger so you scream “Jesus take the wheel” as you cum.

I hope you sent out a fuck prayer when you banged out that dirty prostitute named sparkle.

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 19, 2017

niagra falls explosion

when you hit that g spot on a girl so hard she squirts and you need a raincoat

I need a niagra falls explosion soon

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017

houston heel clicker

A sex position where a woman sits on top wearing only cowboy boots and at climax she leans back, positions feet near the ears, and stomps the mans head as though she’s clicking her heels.

Nice boots, how bout we try the Houston heel clicker?

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017

silver bitch

The girl who is always almost good enough, but only gets second place, to every other girl. She always wins silver. Never told.

She’s a great girl, but she’s just a silver bitch

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 22, 2017