Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
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Ohio booty farmer

When you put a potato in a girls ass and then eat said potato out of said ass
Bro Lauren is so fine I wanna pull a Ohio booty farmer on her.
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
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