Definitions by Dick longington

Ohio booty farmer 

When you put a potato in a girls ass and then eat said potato out of said ass

Bro Lauren is so fine I wanna pull a Ohio booty farmer on her.

Ohio booty farmer by Dick longington June 20, 2018

Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson 

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson by Dick longington June 20, 2018